Invent a Player We May Be Interested In! (New Game).

[Jack Straw]

Yes, I've got too much time on my hands.
Having seen all the threads on players that could interest us with not a John, Dave, Smith or Jones amongst them, I've come up with a virtual player generator game.
All you need is a set of Scrabble letters.
Pick out 14 letters from the bag.
Arrange them in to a first and last name. (Blanks count as hyphens).
So, how about to start,
Nbooadeum Lista?
Gold Coast international, currently without a club. Can play left back or anywhere through the middle. Apparently, we are interested.

 

[gripper stebson]

Top scorer in Dutch League in 2014, injured last season but back to full fitness and eyeing a move to England. Apparently we are interested.

Nfwampa Feiraqa

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Greg Bobkin

Been tracking him for a while, this year it may finally come off!

 

[Frankie]

Colon Agenpisby

Sounds like a latter life problem i would rather not sign up to .

 

[Brovion]

Abel Muzorewa. Recommended by our Africa scout Bar Dang Dens. Can play up front or in midfield. Useful backup goalie as well. Liverpool and Villa were both tracking him.

 

[Alba Badger]

Fingy Von-pissflaps, Austrian star of the future

 

[happypig]

xerxes qazzajja

Foreign lad, triffic.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Bobchu Canfauss

Ivory Coast central midfielder, set the world alight in the 2008 African Nations as a 19 year old. Still only 28 he believes he's got a lot to offer after being released by ADO Den Haag in January following an injury hit 2 seasons with knee and ankle ligament problems.

 

[Marshy]

Bonum Reliquit Retro

Or Bono to his mates

 

[Frankie]

xerxes qazzajja

Foreign lad, triffic.

You should get a refund on that scrabble set

 

[sant andreu]

Pete Wootterchee, 20

Top scorer in regional and national leagues up to under-23 level for top Australian outfit Adelaide Armstrongs. Dev squad. Prospect.

 

[pishhead]

Chuckeku Norrisias

African holding midfielder.
Some say his urine was canned.
It is now known around the world as red bull.

 

[pearl]

Otain-answojhu
our first Navajo signing

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Ufoj Eweii-Ngoan

Pacey winger from Nigerian club Shawaddywaddy Eagle-Strike

 

[Ernest]

I always wanted to SING somebody from Deportivo WANKA

 

[warmleyseagull]

S**t, end of game and I have both blanks left.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Chuba Agpompous

Would be striker with attitude.

 

[GT49er]

Ufoj Eweii-Ngoan

Pacey winger from Nigerian club Shawaddywaddy Eagle-Strike

Is he the one who is worth ten million, but we need to pay £250 into someone's account so we can get him out of the country?

 

[Whitechapel]

I didn't have access to a scrabble set so I used a random name generator online.

Nthanda Dumisani Idowu. An 18 year old Ghanaian striker, currently playing for Cape Coast Ebeusa Dwarves. Despite "The Crabs" only finishing 9th Idowu finished the leagues top goal scorer with 24 goals, including two hat-tricks. However his season also had its fair share of controversy, with him dropping himself and waving his penis towards oppositions fans being the key sticking point which has stopped Ajax, Lazio, Twente & VVV following up on their earlier interest.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wee Jock McPlopp

Much sought after goalkeeper from the Loch Lomond based team of Trossachs Argyle.
Makes a canny haggis roast