[Football] International Team of Shithousery

[Green Cross Code Man]

Okay who would comprise the starting 11?

I nominate Maupay as number 9 and Captain, and our very own Joel Veltman at right back.

What do you reckon?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Emiliano Martínez in goal.

Can he and Maupay bury the hatchet in the quest for shithousery glory?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Emiliano Martínez for goalkeeper.

Can he and Maupay bury the hatchet in the quest for shithousery glory?

Oh yes. Straight in!

 

[Eeyore]

I think Harry Kane would be a good forward. Pure shitehousery levels when it comes to winning fouls, as we well know.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I think Harry Kane would be a good forward. Pure shitehousery levels when it comes to winning fouls, as we well know.

Yeah. Still unforgiven for the Lallana incident.

 

[Berty23]

Pepe is captain.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Ben White has his moments.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Ben White has his moments.

̶P̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶V̶e̶l̶t̶m̶a̶n̶.̶

Forget that, I forgot he learned everything from Bielsa the Messiah.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Richarlison? A lot of strikers that are in contention for some reason.

 

[A1X]

Mourinho as manager I assume?

 

[Scappa]

Busquets and Ramos nailed on starters

 

[Bodian]

I think Harry Kane would be a good forward. Pure shitehousery levels when it comes to winning fouls, as we well know.

Kane is just a straightforward cheat when he does this. I think shithousery has to have some element of humour and guile in it that makes you admire on one level what has happened.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Kane is just a straightforward cheat when he does this. I think shithousery has to have some element of humour and guile in it that makes you admire on one level what has happened.

This is a very good point. Some of the players like Ramos are more cynical foulers primarily, so maybe have less credentials than someone like Maupay (whom I love though he is clearly a very very naughty boy).

 

[Rock Lobster]

Surely Vardy goes straight in purely for his celebration at Selhurst...

 

[Baldrick]

If only players from EPL:

Martinez

Veltman Romero Tarkowski Martinez

Maddison Fernandez Buonaotte

Richarlison Kane Vardy

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Surely Vardy goes straight in purely for his celebration at Selhurst...

You've reminded me of Shane Duffy running the length of Selhurst when their defence 'shouldn't have let it bounce!'

 

[METALMICKY]

Ben White has his moments.

Wont be having one of those moments for a while. Oh well

 

[scooter1]

Fernadez apparently clocked up most yards of any PL player last season…… chasing referees.
He’s a shoe in

 

[Bodian]

Fernadez apparently clocked up most yards of any PL player last season…… chasing referees.
He’s a shoe in

He's also a wanker - wouldn't want him in the same team as Veltman & Maupay!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sidwell, for punching an opponent on the back of the head. The player was the one who put one of ours our of action for a season. Sorry, can't remember all the names, but I saw the punch. Near the half way line, at the Amex. I sniggered.