[Albion] Interesting fact during the Amex tour

[Foul Play Rocks]

Sounds like a question for next years fans forum to me. What’s in it and where is it?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

It’s rumoured to contain all the people who get up and leave their seats with 5-10 minutes of the match still to play. Thousands from the ESL have been locked up in there for some weeks now. Beyond the vault is a torture chamber overseen by PB, the next stop for those in the vault.

Well it's certainly a fact that the British invented concentration camps . . . so maybe this is true?

 

[Bakero]

Confiscated bottle tops

 

[blue-shifted]

In my mind there is an area under the West Stand with the look and feel of Gringotts where you have to get an underground rollercoaster through a vast cavern in order to get to a series of large safes with impossible looking locking mechanisms. At the centre is a giant, imposing, but ornately decorated vault, with the simple inscription "Barber's Hoard" . Get the combination wrong and giant dragons swoop up from the depths and burn you to a crisp

 

[JJ McClure]

I reckon there's $600m in negotiable bearer bonds in there. That's why Tony Bloom spends most of his time sitting on a beach earning 20%.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Assuming the £100 million wage bill is not paid all in cash, so my guess luncheon vouchers, accepted at independent local stores.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

No wind up here. It's what the tour guide said

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The tour guides make it up as they go along. I asked one about the 2004 playoff trophy which was missing.

 

[Mr Putdown]

The lower ground floor plan may help your search.

https://planningapps.brighton-hove....-LOWER_GROUND_FLOOR_PLAN-PROPOSED-1170924.pdf

 

[Braggfan]

I reckon there's $600m in negotiable bearer bonds in there. That's why Tony Bloom spends most of his time sitting on a beach earning 20%.

Ho Ho Ho Now he has a machine gun

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

It's Tony Bloom's personal fortune in used £5 notes. He doesn't trust the banks.

 

[oldboyroy]

Gus poyets ego

 

[The Fifth Column]

Its where they've hidden Jahanbaksh's match day boots along with Shane Duffy's extensive collection of niche Japanese dwarf porn.

 

[Braggfan]

This has got heist movie written all over it. Jurgen Klopp (played by George Clooney) organises a heist to rob Tony Bloom's (Played by Andy Garcia) casino (played by the Amex). Klopp puts together a team of specialists to rob the secret Amex vault, and through a series of clever ruses manages to pull it off, whilst stealing his true target Ben White (played by Julia Roberts).

 

[VAL1850]

I bet Boom and Barber come in each week wondering what folklaw the fans will think of next....

 

[Titanic]

It's official title is "The Guy Butters 1901 Cheese Vault"

 

[Official Old Man]

Changing the subject slightly.
With 'lounges' and 'TV studios' cropping up everywhere, are there still areas under any stands that are unused?
If a hole was drilled in the wall behind the north, what would be there? Dicks Bar and offices? Does the room/bar under the Upper East fit the entire depth of the stadium? Why are there no windows below the Upper East and above the Lower East?

 

[GOM]

Well it's certainly a fact that the British invented concentration camps . . . so maybe this is true?

The British invented many things, both good and bad.

 

[Justice]

The lab to clone Calde and Bruno?

I guess with games being played Saturday afternoon/ Sunday/ midweek evenings, there is potentially a lot of cash at the stadium after the game that needs to be kept somewhere till they can get a cash collection. Maybe the takings are there. Maybe it is just a large safe rather than a vault.

I can understand Bruno but why Calde would never make it in the PL now Vicente on the other hand...

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Our Amex tour guide let slip of a 'vault' inside the Amex somewhere. Apparently only the select few know where it is, how big it is and what's inside of the vault.

Anyone with inside information?

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It's where the rest of the attendees are when they announce the crowd as being a virtual sell out (30k+) but there are thousands of empty seats visible

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Or it's where the 3000 or so staff required to edit and shorten each Paul Barber email before it's sent out are based