Insults

[Brightonian74]

A few years ago, we invented a word at work (which is still used to this day) called 'Monker' which basically means 'wanker or wankers'.

Also, producing the middle finger gives extra meaning when saying it.

 

[defrocked priest]

CUNNTA

 

[Braders]

C**TLORD , not sure if its a praise or an insult though

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That Hungarian poster on here, Gruyere or something:

'Dumbass big-faced bastard'



But enough about Easy 10...

 

[butchy]

willy beast

 

[rospants]

wally bollock

 

[Sammy the seagull]

c*ntface

 

[dougdeep]

Poltroon.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

YOU TWAT !!!

 

[rospants]

wank stain

 

[pasty]

I quite like the ring of Malaka (sp) which I believe is greek for wanker.

 

[hooker]

Elf fucker

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

silly annoying little man. that often makes them cry

 

[pasty]

Anyone remember The Mary Whitehouse Experience? Used to love the two old professers

"See that dog turd? That's you that is"

 

[Dave the OAP]

Re: Re: Insults

"You must be from Yorkshire"

OI!!!! shut it

you soft southern shandy drinking poof

Thats my favourite

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I've always liked "arsehat"

 

[The Large One]

Re: Re: Re: Insults

OI!!!! shut it

you soft southern shandy drinking poof

Thats my favourite

Belt up yaself ya whippet-shagging, pigeon-worrying, flatcap-eating, upside-down faced, shit-beer drinking, northern-monkeyed, tuberculotic speutum guzzling, fairy-fancying perfumed ponced rotter.

 

[SussexSpur]

With apologies to Blackadder:
'May all your children be born with small penises - especially the girls...'

And with apologies to Derek and Clive:
'Hello.'

Sorry, I meant:
'You c***-c***-c***, you stupid f***ing c***! You're the f***ing stupidest c*** I've ever seen in my f***ing life!'

Basic, yet effective, I find...

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Cum guzzler usually gets peoples attention.

 

[Bluejuice]

2 simple words

you bummer