Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Is a bitch.
That's all.
That's all.
Cheeky Monkey said:They say people who have problems sleeping shouldn't use the net directly before going to bed as it acts as a mental stimulant and stops the brain winding down.
I lay awake at night worrying in case I get imsomnia
Maybe you're dreaming that you're awake worrying about insomnia.
I have a good cure, and its natural. It's called arnica. Best in solution form, put a few drips in a hot bath then have a luxurious bather and goSTRAIGHT to bed. It's a soporofic, works like a charm. A firm called weleda market it.
It's so good that I would not suggest anybody doing an activity which requires attention e.g. driving afterwards.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3944821 said:I've got an even easier, user friendly and more cost effective solution.
Ejaculation.