Meade's Ball
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A meagre contribution tossed in by the Meade for this walking, living legend. I tend to think he won't finish the contest first, purely because during the swimming he'll free an entangled porpoise from a nearby squid net pumping his last breath into its blowhole, whilst when cycling stopping off at every breakdown with his toolkit and refreshments sidecar to repair and energise all fellow competitors. And he'll do it with a big and caring smile on his chops.