[Albion] Influenza - seriously thinking of missing my first home game of the season tomorrow ...

[Deleted User X18H]

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

 

[Brian Munich]

Good. You're a ****.

 

[AmexRuislip]

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

Telegram for @HoveBorn&Bred. STOP Please STOP

HNY to you

 

[Bry Nylon]

90 minutes applause?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

You've just described the symptoms the rest of us have when reading your posts. Welcome to the club.

#PrayforTimmy.

 

[Questions]

You will still do your BN weather report though won’t you ?

I’d be gutted if you missed that out.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Man up you tart

 

[BNthree]

Well I'm sure your dear old mum would care but the rest of us don't give a monkey's.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Had that early December not nice but it's not flu, it has flu like symptoms admittedly if it was proper flu you would not even be on here.
I had proper flu 2 years ago, no wonder people can die from it.

 

[The Clamp]

My old man went through two seasons of Weymouth FC while going through chemo. Didn't miss one match. Jus' sayin.

Also you don't have flu. If you're ever unfortunate enough to get it, you'll know what I mean.

 

[maffew]

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

Its contageous you know. Stay at home, especially as you are coughing

 

[LamieRobertson]

Always a silver lining

 

[maffew]

It could be flu, and I am not talking man flu. Influenza can be severe and horrible, it can also mild - moderate which is also unpleasant

 

[Beach Hut]

Just bring your hip flask

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Remedies? Let's start a poll on it!

1. Eye of toad, bat and newt, blend it all, and up your chute.
2. In out in out shake it all about
3. Do the hokey cokey and have a toot
4. And remember to wash your hands on the way out.

 

[Wellesley]

... in fact first home game since August 2015

Horrible hacking cough , fever, nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

Soluble Paracetamol a god send.

Any NSC remedies?

I can give you an injection of testosterone if you meet me in the 1901 club toilets. If it doesn't cure you, it will take your mind off it for a while.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

nausea , general feeling of tiredness and achy limbs

The whole team seemed to have the same thing yesterday - must be catching.

 

[looney]

Maybe its Pneumonic plague that has been going about in Madagascar? Hopes.

 

[maffew]

I can give you an injection of testosterone if you meet me in the 1901 club toilets. If it doesn't cure you, it will take your mind off it for a while.

 

[Two Professors]

Just been on Facebook and Viz came up with some top tips:



Alternatively,you could try HSG.



















(Hot Sperm Gargle).