INFLATABLE SEAGULL - £1.11 delivered

[skr80]

Available again:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003PW9Q32/?tag=ho01f-21

buy via the Express goods uk on the right and remember to click via the NSC link to Amazon

 

[Petunia]

It came up as 2.90 when I clicked on the link, with free delivery if you spend more than 10.00!!

 

[skr80]

look lower right - more buying options....buy via the Express goods uk.....

 

[Bozza]

[MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] might need one of these. His one 'accidentally' fell from our hospitality box at Selhurst onto the Palace fans below.

 

[Petunia]

look lower right - more buying options....buy via the Express goods uk.....

Thanks. Just bought some for the last home game..........or Wembley maybe?

 

[Simster]

[MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] might need one of these. His one 'accidentally' fell from our hospitality box at Selhurst onto the Palace fans below.

That nearly got us chucked out. Unlikely you'd ever have spoken to me again I fear.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

[MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] might need one of these. His one 'accidentally' fell from our hospitality box at Selhurst onto the Palace fans below.

What a pity you didn't have the foresight to fill up the inflatable seagull with bird poo

"If I had the wings of a seagull
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly right over Selhurst
And shit on the *******s below"

 

[Bozza]

 

[timco]

as mine lasted about 10 seconds in the North Stand last time around before popping up occasionally around the stand during the first half to totally disappear after that have ordered a couple more.

 

[orlandivsmessi]

Epic !

 

[Petunia]

Thanks. Just bought some for the last home game..........or Wembley maybe?

Received. Might even take one along today

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

still got 2that i had for play-off final last season

 

[KJP]

still got 2that i had for play-off final last season

Same here

I noticed they sell them in the store at the Amex now, exactly the same packaging only inside another bag with a Brighton cardboard header, for £2.50 each

 

[Eksman]

still got 2that i had for play-off final last season

Same here :-(

 

[Rogero]

£1.58 now

 

[lawros left foot]

Don't forget to buy them through the NSC link to Amazon.


Every little helps,eh [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]?

 

[Taybha]

mine lasted about 10 seconds .

 

[McTavish]

£1.58 now��

£1.15 here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Large-Infl...1489511187&sr=8-2&keywords=inflatable+seagull

 

[Notters]

Hmmm, should we go all out with balloons, streamers, seagulls and beach balls... or should we have none of it as it hasn't worked previously?

 

[Easy 10]

I love this review on it....

Having pulled the package from the envelope, I tore at the plastic wrapping unleashing the heady fumes of sealed plastic into the tight air of my living room. Perhaps, if I realised then what I know now, I might have stopped and put the accursed thing back in its envelope. But I was intoxicated with joy at the thought of the funny little seagull and how much it would look at home, hanging from my ceiling. And so, I inflated it...
Things went well for the first day or two. It dangled quite serenely from a corner of the ceiling; catching the occasional waft of fresh air from the open window.
I couldn't have been happier.
However, slowly but surely, over the next few days, something crept over me, like a frail shroud of fear.
It started innocuously enough - the glimpse of the seagull's plastic skin, turning slowly as I enter the room and flick on the light. A movement when there is no breeze to form it. Then, the eyes. Those once-so-welcoming orbs, which now seemed to stare at me, caught in the corner of my eye as I watch television. Never blinking. Only staring. Silent. Judging me.
It has been over a week now.
I want to take the seagull down. I need to. But something stops me.
Once, I was scared to enter the room. Now I am afraid to leave it.
What strange, mesmeric power does this thing hold over me?
Why does it stare so?
Why am I so powerless against it?
My body feels more drained with every passing moment.
I know it will come for me soon. Swoop down from that accursed corner of the ceiling which it inhabits. Feed on me as I sleep. Pluck out my eyeballs with two simple stabs of that orange beak. But I must rest soon.
I am tired. So tired. But I cannot close my eyes, nor turn my back for one second on this fiendish thing.....