Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
Reads like a meades ball post. Excellent stuff.
No it doesn't, the review is hilarious!
Reads like a meades ball post. Excellent stuff.
Like that....the price is going up lol - good reviews too :
Having pulled the package from the envelope, I tore at the plastic wrapping unleashing the heady fumes of sealed plastic into the tight air of my living room. Perhaps, if I realised then what I know now, I might have stopped and put the accursed thing back in its envelope. But I was intoxicated with joy at the thought of the funny little seagull and how much it would look at home, hanging from my ceiling. And so, I inflated it...
Things went well for the first day or two. It dangled quite serenely from a corner of the ceiling; catching the occasional waft of fresh air from the open window.
I couldn't have been happier.
However, slowly but surely, over the next few days, something crept over me, like a frail shroud of fear.
It started innocuously enough - the glimpse of the seagull's plastic skin, turning slowly as I enter the room and flick on the light. A movement when there is no breeze to form it. Then, the eyes. Those once-so-welcoming orbs, which now seemed to stare at me, caught in the corner of my eye as I watch television. Never blinking. Only staring. Silent. Judging me.
It has been over a week now.
I want to take the seagull down. I need to. But something stops me.
Once, I was scared to enter the room. Now I am afraid to leave it.
What strange, mesmeric power does this thing hold over me?
Why does it stare so?
Why am I so powerless against it?
My body feels more drained with every passing moment.
I know it will come for me soon. Swoop down from that accursed corner of the ceiling which it inhabits. Feed on me as I sleep. Pluck out my eyeballs with two simple stabs of that orange beak. But I must rest soon.
I am tired. So tired. But I cannot close my eyes, nor turn my back for one second on this fiendish thing.....
Not a fan of them on the BBS
Inflatable Seagull - CPFC BBS
Not a fan of them on the BBS
Inflatable Seagull - CPFC BBS
We have a real Eagle. They have inflatable seagulls...
Not a fan of them on the BBS
Inflatable Seagull - CPFC BBS
damn, if only this city had real seagulls. It would really add depth to our crazy nickname.
Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;5685859 said:Are people ordering these for Friday or Monday? I'm not going on Friday, but if people are getting them for Monday, I'll get some for then!
No it doesn't, the review is hilarious!
"I actually think Brighton should be applauded on managing to represent everything wrong with the modern game. Well done them"
Just wow.