In Your Northern Slumps

[John Boy]

In your northern slums,
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you cant get a job cos your to f***ing thick,
In your northernn slums.

My personal fav

 

[Statto]

My personal fav

Yeah mine to. The song has often been sung to palace. (obviously the word northern has been replaced with Croydon).

 

[John Boy]

Yeah mine to. The song has often been sung to palace. (obviously the word northern has been replaced with Croydon).

And southern, when we went down to Plymouth last year

 

[Statto]

And southern, when we went down to Plymouth last year

Yeah, I remember that one.

 

[enigma]

How does the tune go? Love the lyrics, will be singing this to all the northerners I know.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

der der der der der der
der der der der der der der der der der der
der der der der der der der der der der der
der der der der der der

 

[sir danny cullip]

der der der der der der
der der der der der der der der der der der
der der der der der der der der der der der
der der der der der der

You counted all those out didnt you, go on admit it!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

You counted all those out didnt you, go on admit it!

yep

 

[sir danny cullip]

yep

Knew it!

 

[Screaming J]

In your northern slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums.

In your northern slums,
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you cant get a job cos your to f***ing thick,
In your northernn slums.

In your northern slums,
You piss in the shower you shit in the bath,
You finger your mum and you think its a laugh,
In your northern slums.

Hope this helps.

Now we've got this one sorted out does anyone know the FULL version of the other 'anti-northern' song which ends:-

"drink ten pints, beat the wife
'cos I'm a northern bastard"

?

 

[Statto]

Now we've got this one sorted out does anyone know the FULL version of the other 'anti-northern' song which ends:-

"drink ten pints, beat the wife
'cos I'm a northern bastard"

?

Here goes.

Sang in a northern accent.

"went down pub, drank 10 pints,
Got totally plastered, went back home and beat the wife, coz im a northern bastard".

 

[Scotty Mac]

Here goes.

Sang in a northern accent.

"went down pub, drank 10 pints,
Got totally plastered, went back home and beat the wife, coz im a northern bastard".

what TUNE is that one then?

 

[Statto]

what TUNE is that one then?

Not sure how to describe it.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

what TUNE is that one then?

der der der, der der der
der der der der der der
der der der, der der der
der der der der der der

 

[Scotty Mac]

der der der, der der der
der der der der der der
der der der, der der der
der der der der der der

it is so much clearer - cheers dave

 

[Billy the Fish]

Here goes.

Sang in a northern accent.

"went down pub, drank 10 pints,
Got totally plastered, went back home and beat the wife, coz im a northern bastard".

"went down pub, drank 10 pints,
Got completely plastered, went back home and beat the wife, coz im a northern bastard".completely

 

[Ned]

It is sung to the tune of "In my Liverpool home" by the spinners which is why the correct version is
"In your Liverpool slums"

 

[Kent Seagull]

I always thought it was a dead cat!

 

[Billy the Fish]

I always thought it was a dead cat!

Me too. Didn't want to say anything in case I was wrong

 

[Mackenzie]

I always sing dead CAT as well....