In The Home Stands on Friday? Things You Might Say to Allay Suspicion.

[looney]

My Caravans got a sunroof bruv.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Got a light?

Ding - our top answer

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Is that One Direction on the Drums down there because they sound frightfully awful

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How did your Jeremy Kyle appearance work out in the end? I had to go out just after the lie detector showed that you were your sisters dad and she was the mother of your triplets

 

[backson]

My Caravans got a sunroof bruv.

That's a trailer

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Do you come here often ?

 

[chucky1973]

"Whose that man from Argentina"

 

[Mackenzie]

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaa Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaa.

ad nauseum

 

[Husty]

"Do you want to go looting after the match?"

 

[Braders]

"Do you want to go looting after the match?"

"Nah Bruv , Dan't ga ta Bedfordshire this time of night"

 

[Daffy Duck]

Well I won't be saying anything to Allay Suspicion.

I don't know him.

 

[Munkfish]

Got a light?

Winner.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

"What time does the dole office open tomorrow?"

 

[KingstonSeagull]

"What else have you bought on Groupon?"

 

[Lankyseagull]

I'm glad Ulloa, aren't you?

 

[Jesus Gul]

Couple of my Albion mates are in the Holmesdale (why oh why!!!). Told them they need to prepare some Ultra-esque banners to get in character

 

[Official Old Man]

You from Brighton as well!