In The Home Stands on Friday? Things You Might Say to Allay Suspicion.

[Cheeky Monkey]

Some handy phrases for members of the glorious blue and white army who are sitting in with the red and blue scum:

"Oooohhhhwwwoooooaaaaoooaaaahhhhhhh.....
Oooohhhhwwwoooooaaaaoooaaaahhhhhhh....."

"Come on Murray you useless turd!"



Any others?.....

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Got a light?

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Rather watch it at home than with those dirty pikeys.

Zaha you cheating diving scum!!!

Ian holloway is a ****

**** Off Murray and Dobbie!!

That's more like it!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Who's playing who?

 

[The Wookiee]

I turned to the person next to me and said "WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SCORE WILL BE ?" Stupid bugger couldn't hear me 10 rows away

 

[Grassman]

That Kevin Day's a funny bloke, ain't he.

 

[TheMajor]

"I say what colours are the Palace playing in ?" - none of the feckers will know.

 

[backson]

Ooh, goal music, how lovely!

 

[The Wookiee]

Alwite Bruv, I see shaznay was on Jeremy Kyle this morning, she ain't changed a bit bruv since she had baby Wayne, the cow is even back at school innit geez

 

[8ace]

That fried chicken I had before the game was delicious - how was yours?

 

[Dick Head]

Ooh, those goals from Ulloa, Lua Lua and David were very unfortunate for us weren't they?

 

[The Wookiee]

How's the running practice going ?

 

[HastingsSeagull]

's'up, what's ur Prem team then blud brrrrrrappp!!!!

Did you see the merseyside derby at the weekend? Better than this heap of shite neways!

Why do we h8 th weeds then? Other than the fact they're all *********ders??

 

[Benson]

What exactly does that 'Spanish Dave' geezer actually do?

 

[Justice]

Alright Nigel

 

[W.C.]

uh, uh uh uh, uh, ooh ooh, ug ug *pickfleaoffofneighbour*

 

[seagurn]

Bugger it i've lost my groupon ticket and i.d can i nick yours.( to anyone around you).

 

[Leighgull]

I'm Steve Parishs Barber...would you like a blow dry?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

"Goodness me, another goal for the Gay boys. That makes 6 doesn't it? How unlucky Crystal Palace are to miss their 7 penalties"

 

[Stat Brother]

Nice use of 'allay', Stat Brother likes, Stat Brother will be using it soon.