Oi, im male, and yes im a teacher
I bet he is a colouring in, sorry Geography teacher.
Correct Mr B. See you at Billericay tomorrow?
Ah well then SIR...you've gone and dobbed yourself in...how long have we been hearing from the Teachers Unions that those long hols you get are not spent lounging and boozing, but rather you spend the time off sweating over course planning, marking, and thinking of ever more creative ways to mould young lives??
Pay cut NOW!
Today is the first day of my 5and a half weeks off, but that's because i'm having a hernia op on Mon.
So not so good.
But thats a relatively minor procedure if it is a belly one, not a ball one..so still plenty of time for Lounging and Boozing...you can pretend youre a teacher!