You aint seen nothing yet Blackcap. I am 61 and seem to suffer from everything mentioned so far on this thread. Luckily still have my head of hair though now a silver colour and to have it cut takes about the same time to trim eyebrows and ears. Getting up from picking something up why do i make a noise like i have just run a marathon. Getting into bed is followed by a relaxing sigh whereas getting up is back to the marathon again. Luckily nobody has yet asked me if i need any help getting across the road. Fellow NSC you have a lot more to come the older you get and in years to come all on here will be from people sounding like Victor Meldrew. Off for my nap now.What about ear hair? Little tufts of the stuff sprouting from the front edge of your ear hole? Why has no-one mentioned that yet? I can't be the only one. Christ I'm only 45 and I'm already having to pluck that shit out, I thought I'd be at least 60 before that started becoming a problem.