IMPORTANT NEWS ........ regulations laid out for all fans Monday night.

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Palace are not expected to bring many and have complained about one of the new security stipulations. It's the one about having to bring a note from your dad.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Up until the mention of the muppet show I actually fell for that

Me too!

Any chips on sale?

 

[Commander]

Haha, very good indeed. Particularly liked the mental health act bit.

 

[jonsey]

CPFC supporters arriving early in Brighton are requested to head directly to Wetherspoons on West Street. A police escort will be provided if requested.
follows Crystal Palace FC (Official_CPFC) on Twitter for details

CPFC supporters are required to provide two forms of ID documentation,
any documentation provided from department of work and pensions negate secondary checks.

Away supporters will be required to relinquish all flammable materials including matches and lighters prior to entry to the district of Brighton and Hove.

A public information film with regard to the above will be shown and looped in the away section of the American Express Community Stadium along with episodes 1 to 4 of the Muppet Show.

Anyone in the stadium leaving during extra time will be held and further transported to Lewes Prison.

Supporters from any team found leaving during a penalty shoot out will be held under Section 2 The Mental Health Act 1983

Fans are reminded to allow 1901 members full access to the pitch before attempting any possible invasion.

In the event of a defeat for BHAFC buses Route H P R and S will bypass park and ride and head straight for Beachy Head. Please join these services early to avoid disappointment ,supporters can be prebook this service,£2 admin charge is non refundable.

STOP PRESS........10% off all pies post match stadium wide should we lose.

Due to the nature of the fixture and the work load of local officers screaming for a policeman may result in F all being done no matter how important you may think you are

A post match open workshop is available to all supporters BHAFC and CPFC(sponsored by Greens for ethical abuse) the topic will be Modern Safe Stadia. CCTV, Minimal Away Support, 30 years experience of policing football into the Modern Age and the need to return to 1980`s f-ckwad , with special regard to overtime and benefits

A fine piece of work, well done that man UTA

 

[smeariestbat]

 

[Dr NBC]

I thought it was legit until the bit about the public information film.

Well done!