jonnyrovers
mostly tinpot
I work on an intensive care unit. Today I walked past the bedspace of an elderly patient who sadly will not survive his illness. His daughter was sat at his bedside holding his hand, clearly upset at the certainty of her father's fate. Beside her on the floor was her wide open handbag. Inside her handbag, for all to see, was a massive purple dildo.
I suppose you never know when the horn is gonna grab you...
I suppose you never know when the horn is gonna grab you...