Impending divorce

[fire&skill]

I would just like to say that I'm going camping on the 27th and the Blackpool game the week before I was meant to be driving to Hereford to pick up my beautiful wife from visiting her mother. When I did a sort of pathetic whiney thing she - totally unprompted - said she'd look into getting the train back from Hereford.

She has now booked the 7:30am train arriving at Brighton at 12:00. This with luggage, a 9 year old boy and a dog. All because I [and the boy] can go to the Blackpool game.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

[Or, she's feeling guilty about having an affair or something]

 

[Ray the Otter]

Tell them all (except your daughter) to do one, admit (even if you're not) to being a bigot and send the lezzers a pack of Trojans (addressed to "the sham lezzer marriage which goes against nature itself you dog-ugly bitches"), and revel in the freedom and less people to care about birthdays and anniversaries and all that bollocks. Sad you'll miss the opening day, but you'll walk in freedom. Welcome your fresh new life free of encumberment. :getdownandboogie:

**closet homosexual alert!**

 

[NMH]

**closet homosexual alert!**

Don't know how you came to that conclusion....maybe wishful thinking?
So anyway - wanna shag, Ray?

 

[clippedgull]

I am heading for a divorce.

I have resigned myself, very unwillingly i may add, to missing the first game due to Daughters wedding and then the next bombshell landed.

The bloody neice is getting married on the 27th, P'bro home.

"i'm not f***ing going" were the first words uttered, closely followed by my feeble and not meant attempt at justifying this by pointing out that it's not a proper wedding, there is no groom just two brides, read between the lines here.

I now stand accused of being a bigot and hating her family.

Happy days.

I think this smiley was made for situations like this.

 

[maltaseagull]

I am heading for a divorce.

I have resigned myself, very unwillingly i may add, to missing the first game due to Daughters wedding and then the next bombshell landed.

The bloody neice is getting married on the 27th, P'bro home.

"i'm not f***ing going" were the first words uttered, closely followed by my feeble and not meant attempt at justifying this by pointing out that it's not a proper wedding, there is no groom just two brides, read between the lines here.

I now stand accused of being a bigot and hating her family.

Happy days.

Call me unthinking but..................Does that mean your ticket is going spare?

 

[blue2]

sorry to hear this sad tail...............so does that mean you have a ticket up for grabs

 

[Falkor]

My missus Dad is an avid celtic fan, his daughter married a rangers fan and he didnt talk to her for years lmfao.

That said i like Celtic and he goes to every game so i asked him to get me a ticket to celtic rangers next season

 

[Magic Sponge]

I am heading for a divorce.

I have resigned myself, very unwillingly i may add, to missing the first game due to Daughters wedding and then the next bombshell landed.

The bloody neice is getting married on the 27th, P'bro home.

"i'm not f***ing going" were the first words uttered, closely followed by my feeble and not meant attempt at justifying this by pointing out that it's not a proper wedding, there is no groom just two brides, read between the lines here.

I now stand accused of being a bigot and hating her family.

Happy days.

Could you not just all get together and sit down and discuss it over a glass of wine or a pint and then just do what you want anyway ?
Can't believe you will miss the first game at The Amex with it being such an important day and the start of a new era.

 

[Simontheseagull]

You just have to decide what is more important to you. A wedding or a football match.

31 years ago my wife booked our wedding on FA cup final day, after I told her not to book our wedding during the football season. She knew nothing about football and I was annoyed she thought we would not get to the FA cup final (no chance, but that was not the point)! We ended up getting married in June and even though she still doesnt like football, at least she can hold a conversation with anyone on anything to do with Brighton and Hove Albion. Sort it out man.

 

[piersa]

Does your niece look like Skinheed from viz?

 

[Notters' Dad]

I really sympathise with your position in all this. However, I also believe it has so far been one of the most entertaining recent threads (for those of us not directly involved!). Hopefully you will keep us updated on events up to and including the (double) big day of August 6 and, if you'd like progress reports from Falmer, just let us know! Best of Luck.