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TomandJerry

Well-known member
Oct 1, 2013
12,323
Currently trying to figure out an excuse of leaving the lounge because High School Musical has been put on the box....

Do you reckon a 90 minute toilet break would work?

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happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
8,171
Eastbourne
"Oh no. Toilet wont flush"

[90 minutes reading in the bog]

"fixed it. The span knuckle had come loose."
 






Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
'High School Musical' or 'High School Musical - The Musical: The Series' (a show on disney+)
 




AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,762
Ruislip
Currently trying to figure out an excuse of leaving the lounge because High School Musical has been put on the box....

Do you reckon a 90 minute toilet break would work?

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You only have till 14:48 to suffer on NSC....
 








AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,762
Ruislip
The film got paused upon leaving for the toilet.... Need another tactic!

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Go out your back door, go to your front door, knock on it and run away.
So when your other family answers it, you can come back in through the back door and steal the offensive dvd :D
 


TomandJerry

Well-known member
Oct 1, 2013
12,323
Go out your back door, go to your front door, knock on it and run away.
So when your other family answers it, you can come back in through the back door and steal the offensive dvd :D
Wouldn't work since there would be only one person answering the door and other people still in the lounge!

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AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,762
Ruislip
Wouldn't work since there would be only one person answering the door and other people still in the lounge!

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Text them all and say there's a lesser spotted Palarse fan in your garden, then pinch the dvd..:wozza:
 


Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2004
8,788
Telford
Currently trying to figure out an excuse of leaving the lounge because High School Musical has been put on the box....

Do you reckon a 90 minute toilet break would work?

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Apparenttly an old lady got stuck in her lavatory from Monday to Saturday ...

So it is plausable ....
 










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