Imagine this from Falmer station to the ground

[Wrong-Direction]

It would be amazing to have scenes like that at the Amex! Shame there's a huge chunk of our fan base that wouldn't look out of place in Madame Tussauds nowadays.

 

[Return of the Rev]

It would be amazing to have scenes like that at the Amex! Shame there's a huge chunk of our fan base that wouldn't look out of place in Madame Tussauds nowadays.

The nsk tried to make an effort and got slaughtered on here
THE PROB IS ONLY THE OLD FAT GITS CAN AFFORD SEASON TICKETS IN THIS COUNTRY NOW!

 

[Blackadder]

THE PROB IS ONLY THE OLD FAT GITS CAN AFFORD SEASON TICKETS IN THIS COUNTRY NOW!

Still enjoying YOUR season ticket?

 

[TheMajor]

I'd prefer Rochdale away on a Tuesday evening .

 

[Coldeanseagull]

The nsk tried to make an effort and got slaughtered on here
THE PROB IS ONLY THE OLD FAT GITS CAN AFFORD SEASON TICKETS IN THIS COUNTRY NOW!

Who you calling old?

 

[Stat Brother]

I wonder if the team come out and then play the ball round the back 5 for 10 minutes!!

 

[Wellesley]

Oh the memories ,being fenced in like animals ..... as for English fans being crap ,you obviously didnt go to matches in the seventies .

I did and I never saw anything remotely as good as that. Possibly the Kop in full voice or the North Stand singing 'get your tits out for the lads!'

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Think the bridge to and from the Falmer station would collapse under the excitement. Great scenes though.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I think once translated they are singing "we want more theme days".

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Why are English football fans so crap?

Because a fair amount have a life and other hobbies outside of football?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Excuse me, I think you'll find that this is my seat".

 

[Bozza]

"Excuse me, I think you'll find that this is my seat".

You utter, utter *******. I scrolled down the thread and one by one my jokes had been taken. I still had the 'allocated seat' joker to play though. Until I got to your post.

 

[The Wookiee]

Strangely catchy chant !!

 

[The Wookiee]

I wonder if their equivalent of NSC is in overload with people complaining about the queues

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Partly copied from our own legendary north stand Hansie Kraay chant....

94 was a dreadful summer, next year without us down that way would be unbearable

 

[Dave the OAP]

Not for me. Happy to be an English football fan and maintain our traditional ways. We don't do drums, bells, whistles, megaphones and dance choreography.

Miserable sod

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

And no roof on the stand.
Bet they're not so chirpy when its pi$$ing down with rain .....

 

[TheJasperCo]

defo need a lid for the beer

Imagine the queue for the toilets!

 

[portslade seagull]

We would need to extend the station to take 12 carriages for that to happen

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

I love it, and as chaotic as it seems, it looks so orderly too !