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Imagine if YOU had just woken up from 1988...







Rookie

Greetings
Feb 8, 2005
12,324
love the bit about people moaning down the bottom of the article
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
All rather Goodbye Lenin! innit.
I suppose all sorts of questions of his brain's activities and the legion of wallpapery thoughts that perhaps must have covered it all these years are asked.
I'd like to know if a boxer upper-cutted into a coma for 15 years wakes and thrusts a blow in the direction of whoever might still be stood there a foot or two from him as his brain last visually saw. Whether the natural reaction to open eyes and the deepest breath is the immediate follow-up to the last all those years ago. Whether they instead just wake with stretched out arms and a hefty yawn, saying good morning to the wife and if she fancied some, his wink saying as much as his mouth could offer.
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Meade's_Ball said:
All rather Goodbye Lenin! innit.
I suppose all sorts of questions of his brain's activities and the legion of wallpapery thoughts that perhaps must have covered it all these years are asked.
I'd like to know if a boxer upper-cutted into a coma for 15 years wakes and thrusts a blow in the direction of whoever might still be stood there a foot or two from him as his brain last visually saw. Whether the natural reaction to open eyes and the deepest breath is the immediate follow-up to the last all those years ago. Whether they instead just wake with stretched out arms and a hefty yawn, saying good morning to the wife and if she fancied some, his wink saying as much as his mouth could offer.

It's very goodbye lenin!! I love that movie!
 






perth seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,487
Must be a shock to see capitalism take over, with Poland in NATO and the EU, and US troops based there.

Imagine if you woke up from an 18 year coma to find Communists ruled the UK and the country was under the Warsaw Pact!
 




gjh1971

New member
May 7, 2007
2,251
perth seagull said:
Must be a shock to see capitalism take over, with Poland in NATO and the EU, and US troops based there.

Imagine if you woke up from an 18 year coma to find Communists ruled the UK and the country was under the Warsaw Pact!

Would be a distinct improvement methinks
 




Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...amazing how little things have changed too, Mugabe, Ghadaffi and Castro all still in power...
 




bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
Gully said:
...amazing how little things have changed too, Mugabe, Ghadaffi and Castro all still in power...

Rupert Murdoch still printing out shit newspapers..

That Maxwell bloke has gone awfully quiet though hasnt he? you could almost say he's sunk without a trace..
 




Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,641
I expect he's very embarrassed by all the fuss, probably just wants to go home and stick a video in the Betamax or play some of his favourite cassettes (accompanied by a nice fizzy beverage straight from the Sodastream)
:lolol:

"DVD? Mobile phone? CD? Internet? WTF?"
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
Jimbo26 said:
We would all be looking back at a great season.:clap2:

1978 was better!
 








Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
He would also notice that the streets of Warsaw are deserted because everyone between 17 and 40 has moved to Britain.

Probably why there are no queues.
 


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