[Food] I'm thinking of killing my neighbours cat, is this ok?

[Iggle Piggle]

That is a joke by the way before you get the CATS protection league or some other barely believable that they exist organisation on me.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

cheers mate, must admit, it was only a passing thought.........not as good as the putting the dead dog in a dustbin thread a while back

If ever you move on from domestic pets to domestic goddesses who have started to moan a bit then please let me know as I can probably throw some work your way

 

[pastafarian]

This is a good timely thread.

Ive got a cat recently regularly dumping by my back gate, ive cleaned it all up, removed excessive mud/soil and laid out some anti cat powder. I then read the instructions and it says 3g of powder per square metre,im astonished by what ive done, i reckon ive done 300g per square metre......my question is can i expect a good show if it turns up to dump again?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Get a Dog, problem solved...

Or a tiger .... apparently cats don't like tigers.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It wasn't you who put the cat into a plastic bag, and then in a dustbin in Brighton, was it?
The police might be wanting a word.

 

[el punal]

I'm fed up of the screeching from next door, as their cat decimates yet another bird or mouse.

I used to have a blue tit box, but have taken it down due to the fact everytime they hatched and made their bid for freedom, the said cat would spread their remains about my garden.

I know it's just in their sick and cruel nature, but still, it does bother me.

I would do a poll, but can't

Put loads of cat pepper down, some tiger shit as well, get a dog, or get your hose on sprinkler mode.

Any, or all, of the above should do the trick. On the bonus side, if the cat is bordering on Rambo tendencies then you shouldn’t have any problems with rats or mice.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Gazwag]

I refer you to this thread (blimey 14 years ago )

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?22611-How-do-you-stop-a-cat-shatting-in-your-garden

 

[btnbelle]

You could outsource your problem.

Advertise for the Croydon cat killer.

Warning: He could be a Palace fan though...

 

[btnbelle]

The thread is headed up "Food"?

Don't poison it, even your planning on eating it after....

 

[Triggaaar]

Yes, what?

The answer to the original question

 

[Albion my Albion]

That is a joke by the way before you get the CATS protection league or some other barely believable that they exist organisation on me.

Yes, everybody knows you are joking.

 

[half time scores]

What method were you thinking about using ?

Hopefully softly with his song.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I think I just killed the neighbors cat jumping up and down after that ALBION win!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

It's fine. A cat outside of it's own yard is a feral cat.

Protecting native wildlife from vermin is a noble cause.

Get a very un-cat friendly Greyhound as a pet. Will clean house and the birds will return.

Worked when I brought my Greys home as pets.

Greys 2 - Cats 0

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

If we all killed two cats...the World would be a better better place!

TNBA

TTF

 

[larus]

not sure yet, won't be a gun, as I don't own one, thinking about trying to befriend it, entice it in my house for a while, entertaining the beast with soft tunes, red wine and maybe a few nibbles, and take it from there........

That's my 'go to' method for some pussy too.

 

[Lush]

It's not the cat's fault that it's a highly efficient bird killing machine. It's the fault of human beings for wanting to own the pesky little terminators because "aw they're so cute and fluffy and they sit on your lap and everything."

 

[pauli cee]

It's not the cat's fault that it's a highly efficient bird killing machine. It's the fault of human beings for wanting to own the pesky little terminators because "aw they're so cute and fluffy and they sit on your lap and everything."

Exactly this!