I'm emigrating

[Juan Albion]

No - I'm buying the Isle of Wight and putting all the scum on it, then burning any boats or boat making equipment. I think I'll build a wall round the coast too in case any of them try to swim for it.

Then no doubt the Isle of Wight will also be beating England at cricket in about fifty years time.

 

[Collar Feeler]

The guy that was arrested bears only the slightest passing resemblance to the one in the photo (trust me I know who he is)and no evidence could be found it was him responsible. Shame really cause he really is a cock of the highest order.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Weird thing was I was in a proper student pub.

which one?

 

[British Bulldog]

The guy that was arrested bears only the slightest passing resemblance to the one in the photo (trust me I know who he is)and no evidence could be found it was him responsible. Shame really cause he really is a cock of the highest order.

I'd love to take the little f**ker out on the track and show him what it's like, I'm not sure he'd want to go back a 2nd time.

 

[Les Biehn]

which one?

Robinskis. I avoid Lloyds like the plague because of such morons.

 

[Bad Ash]

Robinskis. I avoid Lloyds like the plague because of such morons.

Isn't Robiniski's a Scream pub? They were bloody expensive if you didn't have a yellow card. Those places were taking over Manchester when I was there. They took over the Footage & Firkin, which meant no more legendary Ladies Night

 

[Questions]

On Saturday night, I was walking through the high street with my girlfriend and best mate.

Three lads in their mid-late teens ran round the corner from the bowling alley shouting about having stabbed someone in the hand or something. They then walked down the street smashing anything in their way - phone boxes, bins etc.

They then started boasting about how they would fight anyone and turned to us shouting that they "would even start on someone out with their Mrs"... the indication being that they would happily hit her as well.

They then asked us what we were looking at, even though none of us were looking at them, and as we were turning the corner to the pub, finished it off by calling us "f*cking c*nts" and becoming louder and more aggressive. If we had not had to turn the corner for the pub, it would have been interesting to have seen what would have happened.

It was a lovely little scene which gave me optimism for the future of our country....

Maybe they would have started a debate with you on the subjects of poor education, lack of parental care and a higher financial and monetary imput into the lower working classes.

But why should you care now as you are emigrating.

Where do you fancy going to Chessy baby ?

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Robinskis. I avoid Lloyds like the plague because of such morons.

yeah, that is odd for robbos. it's usually just full of boring girls and prick blokes.

very strange.

 

[Les Biehn]

yeah, that is odd for robbos. it's usually just full of boring girls and prick blokes.

very strange.

Never encountered nutters in there before.

 

[Nibble]

Maybe they would have started a debate with you on the subjects of poor education, lack of parental care and a higher financial and monetary imput into the lower working classes.

But why should you care now as you are emigrating.

Where do you fancy going to Chessy baby ?

A fair point, but surely a bit of respect for other peole doesn't take all the education in the world? I could educate them if you like.

 

[Les Biehn]

A fair point, but surely a bit of respect for other peole doesn't take all the education in the world? I could educate them if you like.

Sounds dirty.

 

[Nibble]

Sounds dirty.

It will be