I'm considering offering to play for Portsmouth.

[hans kraay fan club]

But if they wrote it on here ? You,re fragile, it could destroy you.

I am ginger though, and at that level, I would be pretty useless, so it would be hard to argue really. Mind you - if I did play really badly for Pompey, I don't think people on here would be abusing me for that.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I play semi-pro and also i'm only 17 having played for wolves and aston villa. How do you think i'd get on down at portsmouth

You would probably tear them another arsehole.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Bit harsh lol, would you call simon rodger, paul ifill etc scumbags? If i made a name for myself i'd request a move to the albion course

I don't hate Palace as much as Pompey. I have yet to find a Pompey player I like. I would forgive you if you joined Albion, but until that point you're a scummer.

As for HKFC - there are too many questions here. It's Pompey or NSC. Make your choice

 

[hans kraay fan club]

As for HKFC - there are too many questions here. It's Pompey or NSC. Make your choice

Could I accept my ban from here, but then come back a few weeks / months later, once Pompey had realised that however desperate their financial state, they could still do better than a 41 year old Sunday League keeper?

 

[Questions]

I am ginger though, and at that level, I would be pretty useless, so it would be hard to argue really. Mind you - if I did play really badly for Pompey, I don't think people on here would be abusing me for that.

Well good luck agent copperknob. But remember they are a rough bunch down there.

 

[Questions]

Could I accept my ban from here, but then come back a few weeks / months later, once Pompey had realised that however desperate their financial state, they could still do better than a 41 year old Sunday League keeper?

All this pleading and begging, you are beginning to sound like Pompey themselves.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Could I accept my ban from here, but then come back a few weeks / months later, once Pompey had realised that however desperate their financial state, they could still do better than a 41 year old Sunday League keeper?

That's up to Darren. I know what I would say though you splitter

 

[Icy Gull]

Its tempting mate, not actually signed a new contract at my club so could be worth a cheeky offer

Imagine you signing for Pompey would be headline news on South Today sports. Meanwhile no mention of lil ol Brighton signing Jordan Rhodes on the same day

 

[Telford Seagull]

I don't hate Palace as much as Pompey. I have yet to find a Pompey player I like. I would forgive you if you joined Albion, but until that point you're a scummer.

As for HKFC - there are too many questions here. It's Pompey or NSC. Make your choice

perhaps i could be the first pompey player that you like? lol

 

[Telford Seagull]

Imagine you signing for Pompey would be headline news on South Today sports. Meanwhile no mention of lil ol Brighton signing Jordan Rhodes on the same day

Haha they'd be quite excited that they can sign anyone

 

[Gullys Cats]

 

[Telford Seagull]

Maybe HKFC could be my back up? Then again the albion in the cup could be interesting if that was drawn lol

 

[KZNSeagull]

Can I suggest that you offer to play for free, but only 1 minute in every 100.

 

[Giraffe]

Cam I suggest to add an element of reality to it that I represent you as your agent and we change your name to that of 36 year old ex Malmo goalkeeper. Jan Sprungsong sounds good. I'm sure someone can quickly knock up a wiki page for you.

 

[Telford Seagull]

Cam I suggest to add an element of reality to it that I represent you as your agent and we change your name to that of 36 year old ex Malmo goalkeeper. Jan Sprungsong sounds good. I'm sure someone can quickly knock up a wiki page for you.

Haha good plan

 

[Westdene Seagull]

If they turn you down, you could try Rangers.

He'd be playing in a better league than Rangers if he joined a team in Division 36 of the Smiths' Shoe Emporium Sussex League !

 

[Worthingite]

You can only sign for them by using your NSC name..... would love to see that on a programme or the back of a shirt

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You can only sign for them by using your NSC name..... would love to see that on a programme or the back of a shirt

Don't worry - my real name is funnier.