I'm back after ban

[Megazone]

I have and so has my wife

Your wife has an imaginary girlfriend?

( shall I remind you of this for the next 4 years?)

 

[Colonel Angus]

I just want to know what Wints means.

Is it short for Wintshire?

Is it a mis-spelling of wince or mints?

A most perplexing mystery.

 

[Mr Putdown]

I just want to know what Wints means.

Is it short for Wintshire?

Is it a mis-spelling of wince or mints?

A most perplexing mystery.

 

[hitony]

Glad I bought a couple more tubes of Pringles now...

You eat far to many Pringles! you will get fat! .............(Happy new year by the way )

 

[Geestar]

Who?

 

[hitony]

Who?

Dr....

 

[Megazone]

Oh by the way.


Wints got what he deserved!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

So I leave at 5.30, takes about an hour to get home, chill a bit and have a look on the interweb about 6.50 before settling down for some Emmerdale action.

24 pages so far, what are the guesses for 6.50pm?

Only three pages, very mild binfestary... Emmerdale calls.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Have any other NSCers got imaginary girlfriends or is it just the 1?

I'm fairly certain I'm my girlfriend's imaginary boyfriend.

 

[Megazone]

I'm fairly certain I'm my girlfriend's imaginary boyfriend.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Super! Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[lizard]

I just hacked Megazone's webcam and can confirm, Rosa is real...
I present to you a screenshot of this proof...



...Or at least real to him!

 

[Megazone]

I just hacked Megazone's webcam and can confirm, Rosa is real...
I present to you a screenshot of this proof...



...Or at least real to him!

Corrected.

 

[Nibble]

Corrected.

Rosa's got a big old cock, you're a lucky boy.

 

[Megazone]

Rosa's got a big old cock, you're a lucky boy.

She does indeed.

She's a lucky lady.

 

[LowKarate]

hitony being heavy handed? I'm shocked.

It is hard to believe, I know.

 

[Fungus]

I'm pretty sure that would be the yellow one.

Yes - the green one is turning into the yellow one...

Is there a combined facepalm and whooosh smilie?

 

[Frutos]

Well, this was a bit of a damp squib in the end.

 

[kevo]

Dwayne was a legend, and certainly courted a high degree of abuse!

He wasn't a 'legend' if you were a mod and had to delete 90% of his posts!

 

[The Rattler]

To be honest I think you dug yourself a bit of a hole back then, but quite a memorable one. And so when it occasionally rears its ugly head again, you'd still rather keep up this whole strange charade than just hold your hands up and admit it was all a load of old bobbins. Which would be simpler and easier for all concerned in the long run, but it would appear you feel your pride wouldn't survive it.

Word of advice - none of this matters. Its words on a screen, its a messageboard. We all talk bollocks to varying degrees. Nobody is really that bothered. Why do you care about proving things to people you don't know ? Just let it go, as the song goes.

Speak for yourself

(and for Wints obviously)