I think I saw you biopic. Did you play yourself?
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[Misc] I'm a real man. Simple things you've done that makes you feel like a god
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I think I saw you biopic. Did you play yourself?
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
I’m impressed that you know what Madonna’s muff looks like. Is it green.?
I knew a girl who trimmed hers into a heart-shape and dyed it pink (she was a natural blonde). Made me feel like a real man that night!
I've just done a rotten fart... cleared the room
#man
#man
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,465
Girls don’t fart
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
Fixed a leaking something from the engine of my old car.
Never knew what it was, but it apparently solved the problem...
Pure stubbornness and a bit of luck, no actual ability on my part.
Never knew what it was, but it apparently solved the problem...
Pure stubbornness and a bit of luck, no actual ability on my part.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,868
"I'm Ronnie Pickering"
"Who?"
"Ronnie Pickering!"
"Sorry, mate never heard of you."
"Ronnie Pi...."
"Who?"
"Ronnie Pickering!"
"Sorry, mate never heard of you."
"Ronnie Pi...."
Weststander
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Very modest of you.
You failed to mention the time you single handedly defeated a large group of terrorists (ex Navy SEAL’s) who’d taken over the last US battleship and a nuclear submarine. All with kitchen knives, karate and a microwave.
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
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I've played darts without an audience.
If—
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Cian
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Replaced the drain hose on my dishwasher - connected internally and an absolute bollox to get out/get the new one in.
I do have an engineering degree of sorts but now nearly entirely do non-physical or managerial gubbins work so it felt far more important than it really was.
I do have an engineering degree of sorts but now nearly entirely do non-physical or managerial gubbins work so it felt far more important than it really was.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Changed my front wheel (driver side) this morning, after getting a puncture on the A23. I made it to a small layby and got over as far as possible, but still had a stream of cars and lorries whistling just a few feet past me ‘arris at 70mph+ as I jacked the car up and fiddled with the nuts. The WIND nearly bowled me over a couple of times.
Got back in the car and gave myself a high-five. Well, a little clap.
Got back in the car and gave myself a high-five. Well, a little clap.
Utter filth.
Do you mean turn the little tap round until the pressure guage goes up to the right level? Or something that's actually MANLY? [emoji23]
Do you qualify for a tax break there then as ‘Using home as office’ ?
I assumed this thread was a bit tongue-in-cheek...the point being I'm not manly at all.
However, you put What We Do In The Shadows in your top 12 films EVER, so I'm not sure we can have a sensible debate.
It was only because I showed my wife how to increase the pressure the other day so that I don't have to do it every time our boiler (it's old) stops working. Maybe I should have continued with the charade that it was a manly task, too complicated for women. I've probably shot myself in the foot there.[emoji23]I assumed this thread was a bit tongue-in-cheek...the point being I'm not manly at all.
However, you put What We Do In The Shadows in your top 12 films EVER, so I'm not sure we can have a sensible debate.
Fake news re the films as I wrote on the thread that they weren't my definitive top 12, but you know that already....... [emoji14]