'I'm a little teapot' song - To blame for all the gays?

[CHAPPERS]

Someone was just doing it in the office with actions and all and it made me think.

Is this song to blame for the amount of people going gay nowadays? Children are being desensitised to gay behaviour at an early age so that it becomes almost normal to act all camp in later life and then it's too late to stop themselves turning into fags and that.

Should Tony Blair outlaw this song to protect our good old British values of hating bummers? I bloody think so.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Thread title of the year so far for me, inspired

I think you're right by the way, something must be done before the whole country goes Camp Freddy.

 

[Biscuit]

I think that when ever a ref gives a desion. He points his arm out one way and the other on his hip! Looks like he's doing a teapot impression.

 

[Trotster]

BAN IT

 

[Hungry Joe]

I think that when ever a ref gives a desion. He points his arm out one way and the other on his hip! Looks like he's doing a teapot impression.

Good call. In fact it's very hard to be a Ref without camping it up at least a couple of times per match. The way Lino's run with the flag straight down against their thighs is also a bit too dandy to be allowed in a real mans game.

 

[Biscuit]

Good call. In fact it's very hard to be a Ref without camping it up at least a couple of times per match. The way Lino's run with the flag straight down against their thighs is also a bit too dandy to be allowed in a real mans game.

http://www.whitstabletownfc.co.uk/nscript/news/archives/ArbitoGay.wmv

do we need anymore proof?

 

[Muzzman]

'I'm a little teapot' song - To blame for all the gays?

Yes.

 

[Easy 10]

"Doing a teapot" is a euphemism for having a shandy over internet porn - deriding from the traditional body position adopted, of one hand on the mouse with other hand on the cock, hence "teapot".

So I'm told.

 

[Crawley Boy]

http://www.whitstabletownfc.co.uk/nscript/news/archives/ArbitoGay.wmv

do we need anymore proof?

Had seen it before but it's still very funny.

 

[culvers]

Very very funny

 

[Hungry Joe]

"Doing a teapot" is a euphemism for having a shandy over internet porn - deriding from the traditional body position adopted, of one hand on the mouse with other hand on the cock, hence "teapot".

So I'm told.

I can see that now, where do you get all this stuff from Easy? Isn't it always the way - I was trying to visualise that by doing the pose over my laptop just as the Gas man calls. It's like one long episode of Terry & June round here sometimes.

 

[Easy 10]

Most unfortunate gasman incident there HJ. It happens to the best of us though.

As for where I get it from - dunno. My mind is like the dark, dusty areas down the back of the settee. All manner of things lurking about down there for christ-knows how long, most of them long forgotten, unpleasant, furry and with an odd, pungent odour that makes your fingers smell.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Ah, THAT place.

 

[Marc]

talking of obscure smells, why is it your armpit odour (commonly referred to as BO) is different from that of your 'undercarriage' odour? OK take into account its nearer the black hole and hose but even after cleansing then getting sweaty it does smell a tad odd!

 

[Easy 10]

talking of obscure smells, why is it your armpit odour (commonly referred to as BO) is different from that of your 'undercarriage' odour? OK take into account its nearer the black hole and hose but even after cleansing then getting sweaty it does smell a tad odd!

I've wondered that meself. Try sniffing the flannel after a thorough rub-down of the nether-regions - mine smells of loganberries with a vague, tangy undercurrent of the sweet & sour sauce you get with a Chow Mein Pot Noodle. Yet my armpits have an unmistakeable salty odour similar to horses sperm.

Both smells are mildly satisfying to me, in their own way.

 

[Hungry Joe]

My armpits sometimes smell like Garam Masala.

 

[Bwian]

Yet my armpits have an unmistakeable salty odour similar to horses sperm.

Now for the next question........

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Now for the next question........

Does it taste like it too...?

 

[Easy 10]

Now for the next question........

OK, before someone asks, the answer is...

"no, I do not let horses have sex with my armpits"

 

[smudge]

Be careful you lot. You'll be accused of being homophobic you know!