I'm a gullible twat

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

This morning I text some of my mates asking if we'd made any other deals in the transfer window as I hadn't had time to look before work. One mate (you know who you are Percy) told such a detailed story how c.m.s was on loan to west Ham till the season going to a permanent deal of £3.5m when the window re opened, then rising to £5m if they got promoted. I text some other mates to confirm it and they were in on it as well and kept the wind up going. Like a cock I told lots of other people at work. Wasn't until lunch when I looked on here and found it was utter horse shit. I then text my mate back to let him know what a git he was and the response was that it was defo true and we had also signed el hadj Diouf. At this point I told him to go f*** himself


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[seagullondon]

 

[Lady Gull]

This morning I text some of my mates asking if we'd made any other deals in the transfer window as I hadn't had time to look before work. One mate (you know who you are Percy) told such a detailed story how c.m.s was on loan to west Ham till the season going to a permanent deal of £3.5m when the window re opened, then rising to £5m if they got promoted. I text some other mates to confirm it and they were in on it as well and kept the wind up going. Like a cock I told lots of other people at work. Wasn't until lunch when I looked on here and found it was utter horse shit. I then text my mate back to let him know what a git he was and the response was that it was defo true and we had also signed el hadj Diouf. At this point I told him to go f*** himself


Sent by Derek Achora via the spirit world.

PMSL LOLOLOLOLOL that's funny!!!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Go f*** yourself


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[SeagullinExile]

Quality 'friends all in on it' wind up!

Now make haste and begin plotting your revenge...but you gotta make it good!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Quality 'friends all in on it' wind up!

Now make haste and begin plotting your revenge...but you gotta make it good!

Oh I'll think of something to get the little gits back. Might take a few days but I'll get em


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[braintree]

That's brilliant.

 

[leigull]

Am I the only one who wants people banned for using these "Cool Story, Bro" pictures?

 

[Cabby]

Am I the only one who wants people banned for using these "Cool Story, Bro" pictures?

Yes!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Am I the only one who wants people banned for using these "Cool Story, Bro" pictures?

Yep.

 

[MORTY]

Is he not going then?

 

[shaolinpunk]

To be fair, it wasn't THAT far fetched as they did bid £3m + Sears

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Is he not going then?

Apparently he is going, and his replacement is El Hadj Diouf. GET IN THERE


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