I'm a Celeb 2014

[hans kraay fan club]

Time to wheel out a couple of American nobodies in their place. Ideally it'll be a tediously vacuous American former MTV presented from the 1990s.

Wooooooooooaaaaahhhhh there. Did someone say Jenny McCarthy!?

 

[Gary Hart's Stalker]

Substitutions are apparently Edwina Currie and some bloke called Jake Quickenden. Altogether now in our best away team substitution voices.....WHO?!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Someone mention Edwina Currie, in a bikini possibly?

 

[Luke93]

"You is gonna see the real me."


It would have been good to have had my preconceptions of her being a thick, gutless, fat, orange slapper being proved wrong, but alas it's not to be.

Gutless? She's got a pretty big gut...

 

[dazzer6666]

Ray Parlour on Talksport yesterday said he'd be up for a stint.........

 

[Easy 10]

Substitutions are apparently Edwina Currie and some bloke called Jake Quickenden. Altogether now in our best away team substitution voices.....WHO?!

They're not substituions as such, they were going in anyway. A couple of new faces always get dropped into camp after a week or so.

I have NEVER heard of Quickenden. Is that even a real name ? Sounds like something from Harry Potter.

 

[OzMike]

Very sad to see Michael Buerke stooping to this dogshit.

Agreed.

 

[Withdean11]

Jake Quickenden was voted off XFactor a couple of weeks ago (not that I watch it or anything...)

 

[Hiney]

Tonight's challenge should be a CORKER

 

[SK1NT]

Jake Quickenden was voted off XFactor a couple of weeks ago (not that I watch it or anything...)

Jesus that has to be the lowest of the low contenders.... Last a Cpl of weeks on xfactor... ffs

Glad that fat, useless lump of orange lard has gone though

 

[Pavilionaire]

Gemma Collins, Craig Charles out - Edwina Currie, Jake Quickenden in. It's the TV equivalent of our summer transfer activity...

 

[spring hall convert]

Gemma managed to talk incessantly for 3 days, without actually ever saying anything.

She's made for a career in politics.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Bit harsh the comments about Gemma's weight and appearence - would you lot make those comments about her skin if she was BLACK!!

Remember that this is an edited TV show, it's up to the directors how you are portrayed

 

[Grombleton]

Gutted for Lister - was looking forward to seeing more of him as part of the group. Couldn't care less about the Tango woman.

 

[Worthingite]

Bit harsh the comments about Gemma's weight and appearence - would you lot make those comments about her skin if she was BLACK!!

Remember that this is an edited TV show, it's up to the directors how you are portrayed

Hello Gemma

 

[Withdean11]

Jesus that has to be the lowest of the low contenders.... Last a Cpl of weeks on xfactor... ffs

Glad that fat, useless lump of orange lard has gone though

Certainly not what i would call a 'celebrity' but at least he has some form of talent. Unlike that 'fat, useless lump of orange lard'.

 

[vegster]

Well that episode only really had 2 highlights, Kendra eating a penis - " what does it taste like ? " - " Penis " Obviously she has form.
And Foggy, " The girls get Jake and we get...... Edwina "

It all seems rather nice.

 

[Luke93]

Well that episode only really had 2 highlights, Kendra eating a penis - " what does it taste like ? " - " Penis " Obviously she has form.
And Foggy, " The girls get Jake and we get...... Edwina "

It all seems rather nice.

There's already a video of her having a penis in her mouth, so nothing new tonight!

 

[pauli cee]

Kendra has potential

I'm going LARGE on Kendra, as it were.....

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Bit harsh the comments about Gemma's weight and appearence - would you lot make those comments about her skin if she was BLACK!!

Remember that this is an edited TV show, it's up to the directors how you are portrayed

Are you being serious?