[Food] Iiiiiiiit's back! The "Marvelous" 1901 Food Thread (Premier League Edition.)

[Eeyore]

Is a a seasoned and lightly black peppered dip of southern barbecue sauce extra ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Back by demand!

So, I sure you can see what this but I want not only the dish but the adjectives used to describe this fayre ie it wasn't just x, it was a blah blah x. You can guess at the price as well.

Go!

Was it on the menu as......?

Pulled cheesy roadkill and thrice drowned pomme frittes with a side of leaf mulch.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Should have got a Wetherspoons meal deal.

That sandwich actually looks anemic.

 

[Mackenzie]

Burger, chips and salad.

£4

 

[dazzer6666]

Iiiiiiiit's back! The "Marvelous" 1901 Food Thread (Premier League Edition.)

Cheap sub roll, cheap cut of minute steak (4oz ?), slice of local cheddar, a few chips (look ok to be fair) and a teeny side salad for colour. £8-9 quid in local gastro pub. Pointless basket optional.

 

[Lurchy]

Can some please explain the point of the basket for the chips?

It's been the derigueur way to serve them in hipster restaurants for the past couple of years. Also if those deep cut, chunky chips haven't been fried thrice times, I'll be slightly concerned that they're letting themselves down slightly.

 

[dazzer6666]

It's been the derigueur way to serve them in hipster restaurants for the past couple of years. Also if those deep cut, chunky chips haven't been fried thrice times, I'll be slightly concerned that they're letting themselves down slightly.

Thin end of the wedge

http://wewantplates.com/

 

[maltaseagull]

Ahhh but it's a ciabatta roll so £15

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

The Amex's world famous "Coach-Driver Surprise", pressed and cheese-enrobed in a 10 year-aged Greggs bap. Served with Pommes a la Miniature Wastebasket, and a Dew-fresh Downland Leaf Melange, hand-tossed in our own Staff Toilet.

£39.95 (£43.95 with cutlery)

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Ahhh but it's a ciabatta roll so £15

Almost, it's a "soft Ciabatta".

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Is a a seasoned and lightly black peppered dip of southern barbecue sauce extra ?

You'd need to smuggle that in I'm afraid.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Cheese sourced from Sussex

Yes, yes it was.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Any use of the word "artisan" ? I'll be disappointed if not.

Disappointment for you my friend, and a missed trick from the menu writer.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Here's the full menu....the dish is 2nd from top.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Yes, yes it was.

I didn't get to where I am today without knowing where 1901 cheese comes from

 

[dazzer6666]

Almost, it's a "soft Ciabatta".

So they forgot to toast it ?

 

[Beach Seagull]

Back by demand!

So, I sure you can see what this but I want not only the dish but the adjectives used to describe this fayre ie it wasn't just x, it was a blah blah x. You can guess at the price as well.

Go!

I bet you are the first person to bang on about 'poverty' and 'unfairness' and probably hates the 'evil tories' and yet you post on here about the poor cuisine in the corporate lounge........hypocrite.

 

[METALMICKY]

Here's the full menu....the dish is 2nd from top.

A menu with Gary Nelson at the foot of it. What more do people want for their money!

 

[Ernest]

A TRUE socialist would NEVER pay that so I'm afraid I'll report H T to the party for being a TORY

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

And joking aside I assume it was palatable? Ps fridge all sorted?

£18 for that? Their margins must be incredible. That is an absolute robbery.

Did it at least taste like an £18 sandwich?

It was palatable but not £18 pounds worth of sandwich. My brother had this by the way; I demolished a full English and a cuppa from Divalls Cafe.