[Football] Igor

[Dave the OAP]

Bit of a random mancrush

Was in the local bmw garage this afternoon and was asked to sit in the customer area. The lady said “ you will recognise the guy there “. I had my Albion sweatshirt on

It was non other than out Brazilian maestro igor. He is fecking HUGE

Unfortunately he spoke not one word of English as I tried to engage him in Ajax conversation, and the guy looking after him and his bloody huge car looked frazzled.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Bit of a random mancrush

Was in the local bmw garage this afternoon and was asked to sit in the customer area. The lady said “ you will recognise the guy there “. I had my Albion sweatshirt on

It was non other than out Brazilian maestro igor. He is fecking HUGE

Unfortunately he spoke not one word of English as I tried to engage him in Ajax conversation, and the guy looking after him and his bloody huge car looked frazzled.

Bet he could but thought it was a great get out of speaking to some random clown

 

[HeaviestTed]

Hasn’t he got anything better than do than to get his mot?

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Hasn’t he got anything better than do than to get his mot?

He's a footballer, so probably no

 

[nwgull]

Hasn’t he got anything better than do than to get his mot?

I’m going to take a guess that his car isn’t old enough to need an MOT!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Communication is a bit part of football, especially for defenders. Great to think his performances will only improve as his English gets better

 

[jakarta]

A shame, you could have asked him if it is EEgor or EYEgor, although he might have got the hump at such impertinence...

 

[Dave the OAP]

Bet he could but thought it was a great get out of speaking to some random clown

How very dare you

 

[Albion Robster]

The Brazilian Tank

 

[Sheebo]

Bit of a random mancrush

Was in the local bmw garage this afternoon and was asked to sit in the customer area. The lady said “ you will recognise the guy there “. I had my Albion sweatshirt on

It was non other than out Brazilian maestro igor. He is fecking HUGE

Unfortunately he spoke not one word of English as I tried to engage him in Ajax conversation, and the guy looking after him and his bloody huge car looked frazzled.

I’ll translate for you all:

‘I have a BMW everyone’

 

[schmunk]

Unfortunately he spoke not one word of English as I tried to engage him in Ajax conversation, and the guy looking after him and his bloody huge car looked frazzled.

"Ouvi dizer que você vai jogar como lateral-esquerdo contra o Ajax..."

 

[Dave the OAP]

I’ll translate for you all:

‘I have a BMW everyone’

I have had one for 15 years sarcastic wanker as you well know.

but we’ll done making a very funny point

 

[Dave the OAP]

The Brazilian Tank

I was amazed as his size….when you see him from the stands, he looks solid, but up close he is a BEAST!

 

[phoenix]

You should have asked to see his Tats

 

[Sheebo]

I have had one for 15 years sarcastic wanker as you well know.

but we’ll done making a very funny point

Someone’s tired

 

[sagaman]

The more I see him the less I am convinced.His performance in the last few games has been terrible.

The Italian press were scathing and said the way he did nothing about the first goal. Apparently it was similar to what he did in the ECL Final against West Ham.

Unfortunately a real downgrade on Colvill and it is worrying that other than Va Hecke we seem to have few young defenders in our squad.

 

[Milano]

The more I see him the less I am convinced.His performance in the last few games has been terrible.

The Italian press were scathing and said the way he did nothing about the first goal. Apparently it was similar to what he did in the ECL Final against West Ham.

Unfortunately a real downgrade on Colvill and it is worrying that other than Va Hecke we seem to have few young defenders in our squad.

Yet another who has suffered niggly injuries this season and never built a real run of matches as a result. I'm also not convinced that Dunk is currently 100% fit.

Anyway f*** the Italian press.

 

[WATFORD zero]

One of my neighbours tells me he lives round the corner and walks the smallest campest dog ever.

But nobody has mentioned it to him

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

I live just round the corner from the Brasilian deli in Hove and he’s got his signed shirt hanging in there. Every time I walk past I press my nose up against the window but alas neither Igor or JP have ever been spotted in there.

Great butchers in there by the way, great quality meat (not from decimated Rainforest but from Ireland) highly recommend it, lovely people to.