[Albion] Igor Julio - SINGS for 4 years!

[Van Cleef]

Something a bit fishy about that

Barbel out!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

It has been delayed.

They couldn't find a tape measure long enough to go round his thighs.

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Strongman competition between him and the two physios?

 

[osgood]

I disagree. I think neither his stock knorr his market value have been affected.

As it appens ..Knorr Parsley Sauce , is Number One this week

 

[Eric the meek]

I can confirm that Mrs ETM is looking forward to those thighs, and is now limping around the house, stooped over, speaking with a lisp.

 

[Hugo Rune]

 

[schmunk]

Is Igor'n to be announced tomorrow?

 

[Bozza]

Is Igor'n to be announced tomorrow?

Earlier this evening the club sent a transfer signing press release embargoed until 12pm tomorrow.

 

[Bozza]

Earlier this evening the club sent a transfer signing press release embargoed until 12pm tomorrow.

...it's a signing for the ladies team.

 

[warmleyseagull]

I disagree. I think neither his stock knorr his market value have been affected.

Well, he will earn his gravy then.

 

[Hiheidi]

Already got Brighton on his Instagram bio

 

[jcdenton08]

Already got Brighton on his Instagram bio

Welcome Igor!

 

[est.83]

Already got Brighton on his Instagram bio

Omg, checked his Instagram... and it's not just his thighs, this guy is one scary bodybuilder.


Ps. Has said goodbye to Fiorentina already 3 days ago.
Pps. Would prefer him using the name Julio (even with it clashing with Enciso as don't like the slavic touch).
Ppps. Welcome Igor Julio dos Santos de Paulo.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Omg, checked his Instagram... and it's not just his thighs, this guy is one scary bodybuilder.


Ps. Has said goodbye to Fiorentina already 3 days ago.
Pps. Would prefer him using the name Julio (even with it clashing with Enciso as don't like the slavic touch).
Ppps. Welcome Igor Julio dos Santos de Paulo.

I was expecting a slightly different physique and gait.

Let’s see how he looks in one of our new shirts. Any ‘lack of a hunch’ is going to be somewhat disappointing.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

...it's a signing for the ladies team.

Wow. Taking a big risk referring to the Women's team as 'ladies.'

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

The algorithm is trying to stop the puns once and for all!

Carp sea that happening

 

[Oh_aye]

Carp sea that happening

They're doing it just for the halibut.

 

[The Fits]

This guy has 'new cult hero' all over him.

 

[MJsGhost]

Carp sea that happening

Enough of the fishy business... we were on the vierge of something beautiful with the sauce puns!

 

[MJsGhost]

This guy has 'new cult hero' all over him.

They'll get any old tattoos these days.

THESE DAYS

 

[BBassic]

They'll get any old tattoos these days.

THESE DAYS

Was just going to say that lad has some cracking tattoos.