[Football] If you were the supreme leader for one day and could pass any laws you fancied

[zefarelly]

Ban religion.

Beat me to it , And in the context of the thread title, and sub question . . . . On and Off the pitch

Religion is the root of all evil.

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

RULE CHANGES
1. Professional fouls, any where on the pitch, results in a direct free kick from the D.
2. Digital season tickets to view every game for an individual team £100 / season.
3. Salary caps, based on a 1% rule. You cannot pay anyone less than 1% of the highest earner at the club. If you pay someone £4M a year then everyone down to the match stewards would be paid £40K Pro Rata, which is about £20/hour.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Simulation of any injury will result in three men with baseball bats running onto the pitch and causing the actual injury simulated. Once this is administered, the team doctor may attend to the player.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

What’s that got to do with the rules of football?!

There isn't any they're laws. Huge difference

 

[Yes Chef]

Give the full backs guns

 

[BN9 BHA]

What football related laws would you pass, my top 5 would possibly be:

1. All league and FA Cup games including the final to be 15:00 KO only on Saturdays

you know there are not enough weekends to do that, there have always been midweek games.

6. Add more weekends to the year and do away with some weekdays.

You’re welcome

 

[studio150]

Why would a supreme leader worry about football?

But in the spirit of the thread.

The use of any towel or other drying device on a ball before taking a throw in is a red card offence, and the throw in is also awarded to the other team.
No one is allowed onto the field of play if wearing short socks and/or short shin pads.
All shirts must be long sleeves, and the pulling down the sleeves over the hands to be actively encouraged
No changing of first choice colours to be allowed unless there is a clear colour clash in the opinion of the referee
Reintroduction of moving free kicks forward 10 yards for any showing of dissent, not retreating, kicking the ball away.....

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

What does any of that have to do with the OP's question?

The OP’svquestion didn’t say “the supreme leader of football”

 

[BN9 BHA]

Why would a supreme leader worry about football?

But in the spirit of the thread.

The use of any towel or other drying device on a ball before taking a throw in is a red card offence, and the throw in is also awarded to the other team ..

https://twitter.com/skyfootball/status/1431720050642374677?s=21

Look how much time is wasted here

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd make it compulsory to laugh at Arsenal

 

[GingerBeerMan]

I bet you One Billion pounds that Amazon are not knowingly evading any UK taxes.

Amazon definitely evade tax, but don't avoid it. There's a subtle difference and one is illegal and one is widespread.

 

[Algernon]

Religion is the root of all evil.

In my opinion having a body that is equipped with testicles is the root of all evil.
If religion ceased then those with testicles would find something else to go to war over.

I'd make it compulsory to laugh at Arsenal

No need.

 

[schmunk]

Amazon definitely evade tax, but don't avoid it. There's a subtle difference and one is illegal and one is widespread.

They definitely avoid it but don't evade it, you mean?

 

[Moaty]

Three goals at either end.Two points for a goal in the middle,1 point for a goal in either the left or right goal.Goalies are lazy beeps, let them earn their corn. Apart from that we have decided to scrap Capitalism and redistribute wealth equally amongst each person on the planet.

 

[Bodian]

I'd make it compulsory to laugh at Arsenal

Don't need to pass a law for that - it's already the case.