Gritt23
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I'd feel fairly safe with Ben Thatcher in my corner.
If you were in the pub and it all kicked off
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Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
Ben Thatcher has never played for England. And not just because he's shit, he is also Welsh
The Large One
Who's Next?
Paul Kaye - not an England player, but...
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Captain Haddock
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Yes: Huddleston, Rooney, Carlton Cole, Milner
No: Downing, Walcott, Ashley Young, Beckham.
No: Downing, Walcott, Ashley Young, Beckham.
In
Terry
Huddlestone
Defoe [every gang has a nasty little bloke]
Rooney
Out
Downing - should never ever be allowed near any form of England squad - not even a hypothetical fighting one.
Terry
Huddlestone
Defoe [every gang has a nasty little bloke]
Rooney
Out
Downing - should never ever be allowed near any form of England squad - not even a hypothetical fighting one.
Johnsen! :- hes stacked as f*** at the moment!
Scott Parker :- i reckon he would be a bit tasty in a ruck.
Rooney :- youd be mental if you didnt choose him
John Terry :- thug pure and simple.
would possible include lampard in that as when JT sees his mate being twated it will push him onto the next level of rage!
Team you wouldnt want to fight Australlia!
Cahill:- looks a bit tasty taking out a corner flag
Lucas Neil:- absoulte tosser.
Viduka : the size of that head ouch.
Shwatzer what a beast!
Scott Parker :- i reckon he would be a bit tasty in a ruck.
Rooney :- youd be mental if you didnt choose him
John Terry :- thug pure and simple.
would possible include lampard in that as when JT sees his mate being twated it will push him onto the next level of rage!
Team you wouldnt want to fight Australlia!
Cahill:- looks a bit tasty taking out a corner flag
Lucas Neil:- absoulte tosser.
Viduka : the size of that head ouch.
Shwatzer what a beast!
I'd have Gary Neville. He can be the little weasel that does all the squaring up.
Heskey, 'cos he's massive.
Crouch for intimidation.
Stevie Gerrard- can "throw a punch like a proffessional boxer" apparently.
Wouldn't want
that ginger perm twat Wes Brown.
Theo Walcott
Stewart Downing
Scott Carson- Useless with his hands.
Heskey, 'cos he's massive.
Crouch for intimidation.
Stevie Gerrard- can "throw a punch like a proffessional boxer" apparently.
Wouldn't want
that ginger perm twat Wes Brown.
Theo Walcott
Stewart Downing
Scott Carson- Useless with his hands.
London Pompous
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I would of course much rather be with four members of the HPAC
Peacehaven Pete (animal after just a couple of J2O's)
Uncle Monty (Never flushes pub toilets on principle, leaves the bangers and mash for the person after him to sort out)
Big Vern (Fourth Dan in Chinese Burns, needs I say any more)
Scratchcard (Can flick a bogey ten yards with the accuracy of an Olympic archery champion)
Peacehaven Pete (animal after just a couple of J2O's)
Uncle Monty (Never flushes pub toilets on principle, leaves the bangers and mash for the person after him to sort out)
Big Vern (Fourth Dan in Chinese Burns, needs I say any more)
Scratchcard (Can flick a bogey ten yards with the accuracy of an Olympic archery champion)
The Ringleader
Banned
Defoe
Heskey
Rooney
& this fine fellow
Heskey
Rooney
& this fine fellow
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
tommy smith
norman hunter
ron harris
franny lee
Oh I say! Job done, I fancy.
WTF?! Is he going to intimidate them with comments about how their bald patches look from above?
I'd rather have Dennis Wise in my corner than Crouchy - as mentioned above, every gang has its nasty little bloke.
Silent Bob
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Definitely. He's like a cow, big and docile.
Micah Richards, Wayne Rooney, Carlton Cole, Matthew Upson.
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Nutters
Wayne Rooney
Lee Bowyer
Stuart Pearce
Joey Barton
Pussies
Theo Walcott
Gary Lineker
Kieron Dyer
Peter Beardsley
Wayne Rooney
Lee Bowyer
Stuart Pearce
Joey Barton
Pussies
Theo Walcott
Gary Lineker
Kieron Dyer
Peter Beardsley
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
I wouldn't need any of those overpaid poofters.
Taybha
Whalewhine
just leon knight cos hes alright
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
In:
Butcher - would fight on if you cut his arms and legs off.
Pearce - the name says it all "psycho"
Foster - he did play for England, didn't he, never one to shirk a challenge.
Wise - small but psychotic, a bit like a jack russell on acid.
Out:
Owen - wimped out of Spain after only one season, wouldn't be much use in a fight.
Lineker - no thanks crisp boy, thinks tackle is something you use for fishing with.
Hargreaves - always injured, would need a stretcher to get him to the bar for starters.
Keegan - wouldn't want to ruin his perm.
Butcher - would fight on if you cut his arms and legs off.
Pearce - the name says it all "psycho"
Foster - he did play for England, didn't he, never one to shirk a challenge.
Wise - small but psychotic, a bit like a jack russell on acid.
Out:
Owen - wimped out of Spain after only one season, wouldn't be much use in a fight.
Lineker - no thanks crisp boy, thinks tackle is something you use for fishing with.
Hargreaves - always injured, would need a stretcher to get him to the bar for starters.
Keegan - wouldn't want to ruin his perm.
Can we extend it to England managers? I'd bring McClaren - no good with his fists but could poke them in the eye with his brolly? Plus Sven - who wouldn't want to get involved as he'd be too busy out the back with the landlords wife and daughter.