if you were an author, what would your first classic book, andpen name be?

[desprateseagull]

Bic Parker etc not acceptable!

howsabout... 'North' by Stan Chat..

geez i'm so bored..

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Fred 'Closed'

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Me and My Mum Trip to Nimbyville.

Authored by J.K Rowling.

 

[colinpants]

A healthy heart by Ann Gina

 

[Bakesy]

One of these would be good

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

been there, done that

by F.X Tures

 

[Biscuit]

Fred 'Closed'

The funniest poster on the forums... subtle, but always there!

I'd go for;

'You can't do that to me'

Cybil Wrights