[Misc] If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

[Home and Away]

If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

Are you ill

 

[Weststander]

A cat.

Long, lazy lives, 16 hours sleep a day, freedom to find better owners should they happen to be with a wrongun.

 

[Quebec Seagull]

Or

Why? IYKYK

.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Are you ill

 

[Mr Phil]

a monkey. need the opposable thumbs so I can keep up the doom scrolling

 

[StonehamPark]

Laysan Albatross.

Live 60-70 years, migratory birds who spend much of their time chilling on islands around Hawaii and the pacific.

Finds a mate for life, likely on Hawaii (annual honeymoon’s island hopping sounds nice) - no fighting for mates and all that nuisance.

Diet consists of mostly seafood, so plenty of Omega oils to keep the brain sharp.

Plus, play games shitting on whoever you want, and having a go at stealing chips to go with your fish.

Honestly, sounds pretty fantastic to me.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Always thought of myself as a bit of a beaver.

 

[Eric the meek]

I was asked this question in the interview for a contract at Family Investments. Apparently, everyone the IT dept interviewed, had to be asked it, because the woman who ran the department, was a part-time psychologist, and used the answers to decide who she would offer the contract to. Totally f***** bonkers.

Yes, I got the contract. It was the most inefficient place I worked in over 20 end-clients.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Mayfly. Live for the moment

 

[Cheshire Cat]

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[Baldseagull]

I would come back as a Honey Badger, and seek out every **** that voted against me in NSC Worlds Hardest Creature.

 

[Mustafa II]

Dog, hoping to have a good home.

No stress of work or relationships. Biggest stress would be my beloved owner leaving me for a time, but mainly because of the anticipation of absolute ecstasy I'd feel when they return.

Get to sleep most of the day. Lots of free food, which would be my 2nd favourite thing in the world. Even if there is no food, I'd find something random to eat.

Get to go out for walks, where I'd meet other dogs and have a great time. Possibly the occasional shag in the bushes. Strings-free, of course.

I'd also probably be fortunate enough to never lose a loved one, unlike my owners, who I'd love unconditionally and more than anything else, from my earliest memory, until the day I die.

 

[Eric the meek]

Dung beetle. Good at moving shit around.

 

[autopsyturvey]

A human, because both my parents were humans

 

[Han Solo]

The GOAT

 

[Giraffe]

Giraffe. Obviously.

 

[Deadly Danson]

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Basking shark. Just swim around all day with my mouth wide open as food flows in.