If you were ADOLF HITLER...

[hans kraay fan club]

I'd be too busy celebrating the fact that I was still alive at 121

To be fair, if we are going to go along with the premise that he is in a secret bunker on the moon, then I think we can stretch to a little bit of longevity, too.

Anyway, he probably took some clever scientists up their with him, who do cryogenics, and stuff....

 

[murraymints4brighton]

To be fair, if we are going to go along with the premise that he is in a secret bunker on the moon, then I think we can stretch to a little bit of longevity, too.

Anyway, he probably took some clever scientists up their with him, who do cryogenics, and stuff....

He probably took Einstein with him...

 

[ROSM]

Anyway, he probably took some clever scientists up their with him, who do cryogenics, and stuff....

After all, another believer in a super race, Walt Disney is (rather ironically) in suspended animation.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

To be fair, if we are going to go along with the premise that he is in a secret bunker on the moon, then I think we can stretch to a little bit of longevity, too.

Anyway, he probably took some clever scientists up their with him, who do cryogenics, and stuff....

Are we basing this on him being on the moon and recently coming down and annexing Germany or that he has been in charge of the reich since 1933?

If ths second, then all those Non Aryan Germans are really true blood Germans in disguise because sureey you'd know that Jews and non-aryans dont exist in the Fatherland.... they've all been 'finally solved'.

As for Australia, he'd say 'Who cares. There are a country of convicts miles away from anywhere. It was boys (dirty, disgusting grubby) against men (true blue-eyes blonde-haired aryan purity).'

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Being 121 years old I thought I was a goner when the oxygen tube became detached after we went 4 nil up. Fortunately Helga , my 19 year old nurse came to the rescue.

 

[Gwylan]

To be fair, if we are going to go along with the premise that he is in a secret bunker on the moon, then I think we can stretch to a little bit of longevity, too.

Anyway, he probably took some clever scientists up their with him, who do cryogenics, and stuff....

Nah, he's hidden in a cellar - that's what Austrians do.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Indeed. What is it with moustachiod Austrians and secret bunkers?

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

If I was Adolf Hitler then I hadn't been blown up in my bunker and therefore I'd probably have WON the war, Poland and the rest of Europe would be in Greater Germany and therefore all of those players would effectively be of German origin.

Sorted.

 

[Gerbil]

I think he'd be celebrating Argentina's win.

 

[Mackenzie]

and were watching this World Cup [from your secret bunker on the moon, or whatever] then how would you feel about the Fatherlands 4-0 drubbing of Australia?

Would you DELIGHT in the skills and supremacy of the Reich?

or would you be GUTTED, that this success was built on the contribution of TURKS, POLES and DARK CHAPS?

Interesting question. Knowing that Hitler was a mentalist, I expect he'd subject his non Ayrian players to some sort of torture....perhaps sleep deprivation using an Alan Green commentary ( Davids as summeriser) with those awful horns playing in the background for example.:vuvueng:

 

[withdeanwombat]

I think he'd be celebrating Argentina's win.

Thank you Mrs Knight for the correct answer.

 

[Smith DID score]

Surely he'd be a bit miffed Austria didn't qualify.

 

[Dandyman]

Nah, he's hidden in a cellar - that's what Austrians do.

 

[defrocked priest]

If I was Adolf Hitler I'd be more concerned about being circumcised.

Or if Eva will put out once in the bunker.

 

[El Presidente]

I'd be too busy celebrating the fact that I was still alive at 121

Don't you remember the plot from 'The Boys from Brazil'?

 

[Austrian Gull]

Indeed. What is it with moustachiod Austrians and secret bunkers?

Sadly you can't trust the non-moustachioed ones either - Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper was top lip fuzz-free.