If You Lost Your Memory.....

[red star portslade]

....through an accident or whatever and the doctor informs you that you have a wife/girlfriend and she'll be there in a minute, what would you think when you first saw her?
Be honest now.
Even though Mrs Red Star gets on my tits, she's still decent looking so I suppose I'd be pretty happy.

 

[Taybha]

My 1st thought would be , A wife ? christ i cant be a Brighton fan pull the plug .

 

[pasty]

WOW! I must be a toy boy

 

[KZNSeagull]

"What's a wife/girlfriend?"

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I remember youuuuuuu! (even amnesia wouldnt work)

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I had an aunt this happened to. She slipped down the bottom 2 stairs at home, small bang on the head, then nothing. She never again remembered anything from before her fall.

 

[ees complicated no?]

I'll have a bit of that.

 

[EDS]

Who the fuvk is he?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I remember youuuuuuu! (even amnesia wouldnt work)

Why would you remember in such a camp manner ? :safeway:

(my reaction - Bloody hell, i married a jock ?)

 

[footychick]

Where's David Beckham?

 

[cloud]

 

[glasfryn]

that is just brilliant
if I lost my memory and my wife knew that I am sure she would be mortified ................not
I would be put on a plane to Russia

 

[Meade's Ball]

I wish when i awoke from my fortnight of swelled brain unconsciousness that they'd come up with a plan to test my memory skills or acceptance of reality by sending me a range of wives throughout week one before my actual girlfriend at the time turned up for me to identify her. I would have expected Susan Sarandon, Sue Pollard, Tia Carrere, Martha Jones and Cliff Thorburn as the alternative possibilities.