Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

If you laugh you're a VERY bad person...



JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,110
Hassocks
She's just lost her 84 years no claims bonus
 






Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
It happened to my Grandad. He fell off the curb and broke his hip :( He also lost £20worth of cash that fell out of his pocket and blew away (In the Worthing area incidentally).

Funny photo though :D
 
















Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
...and nobody seems to be helping her!
 










Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
"Anti-Falmer spokesperson injured - sabotage likely"
 












Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,455
Here and There
burnell8kx.th.png


"The High-Speed Crazed Octagenarian fishtailed into an unsuspecting ditch... the only bars she'll be seeing now is ... IN JAAAAIIIL!"
 




Hunting 784561

New member
Jul 8, 2003
3,651
True Story :

'Schuey' buggy kills OAP


A PENSIONER died after being struck by a mobility buggy decorated to look like Formula One driver Michael Schumacher’s racing car, an inquest heard yesterday.

Ernest Carpenter, 86, suffered head injuries when he was hit by the 8 mph Shop Rider, driven by Peter Jenkinson, 66.

Retired postal worker Mr Carpenter, of Saltdean, East Sussex, had been leaning on his walking frame on a pavement outside Eastbourne Pier.

He regained consciousness at the scene but died four days later.

The buggy had “Michael Schumacher” emblazoned on the back and Ferrari badges on the sides.

Mr Jenkinson also wore a Ferrari hat, the Eastbourne inquest heard.

Verdict: Accidental death.

:angel: :angel: :angel:

Live Hard, Die Hard
 


Frutos

.
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
36,311
Northumberland
JJ McClure said:
She's just lost her 84 years no claims bonus


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: at that and the original picture.

I'm obviously a very evil person :down:
 


Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top
Link Here