If you knew that the world was going to end...

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I would come on here and tell all of you lot but I would veil it as a question about who I should tell.

*cough*

 

[Gonzo]

Chuck Norris and Emile Heskey, they'd sort it out.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I'd tell tony bloom. Then he could buy an amazing team, we win the champions league and the club is f**ked financially.

But it wouldn't matter. This would not work however if the end was a few days away.

And it assumes that TB would choose to mount a ludicrous attempt on the Champs league rather than selling the Amex and building a f*** off space rocket full of huge titted nymphos and bugle.

 

[TheJasperCo]

I'd tell everyone and wait to get carted off to the looney bin.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Naturally I'd pop down the bookies and put £10k on the date the world was going to end...............Oh, hang on a minute.

 

[glasfryn]

no one................well maybe my Mrs then we could settle down to a nice tub of ice cream.........and watch the fireworks

 

[Twizzle]

When you die, hasn't the world ended anyway?
It has for you, so what diff if everyone else joins you?

 

[Mutts Nuts]

...who would you tell?

The world is going to end on Christmas day this year,but i am only telling the plastic sweaty socks on here that love McSmudger,noone else is aloud to read this.

 

[bassking]

wouldnt let on at all, and keep it as a big surprise.

 

[Don Quixote]

Everyone, but who'd believe me?

 

[cloud]

Brunswick

 

[StonehamPark]

The world is going to end on Christmas day this year,but i am only telling the plastic sweaty socks on here that love McSmudger,noone else is aloud to read this.

What the f*** is this?
Are you high?

 

[del_boy]

Everyone has the right to know

 

[Mutts Nuts]

What the f*** is this?
Are you high?

Dropped a couple of dots about an hour ago , does that make any sense to you