[Humour] If you have a dump in someone else's toilet.....

[Worried Man Blues]

Having a father in the forces, WW2, every morning a shower, shave and a sh!t, before leaving the house. Worst comes to the worst use a toothbrush, obviously not mine!

 

[OzMike]

We mostly use septics up here, so always encouraged to shit in someone else's tank.
I had to get mine cleared after 16 years of filling it up, in late August.
Not a job for the feint hearted and cost $950 !

 

[clapham_gull]

Quite happy for anyone to dump in my facilities. It's a social responsibility.

My ex-neighbours wouldn't even allow builders to use their toilet. They even erected a fly invested temporary outside my very front door.

I had an Amazon delivery a few years ago and could see on the man's face something was up.

I led to him my toilet (with guests present) where he probably unleased a ten foot curler or pebble dashed the bowl.

Having experienced a terrible incident where I emptied an avalanche of partly digested human rubble in a London public park on the way to work I have empathy.

If you are passing my front door and need a dump just ring the bell.

 

[Auckland seagull]

Do German toilets still have a "ledge" to catch the turd so that it can be inspected before flushing?

Love a toilet ledge. And that fantastic swoosh when you flush.

 

[Randy McNob]

Left a large unflushed dump in a restaurant in Cornwall when they served up a terrible meal and did nothing when I complained.

Childish yes, I know...

You shoulda posted a pic on tripadvisor

 

[Questions]

I still have terrible flashbacks to the time when I was a teenager and - because I'd never seen one before - came that close to taking a dump in my French host family's bidet

What are you supposed to do in a bidet then ?

 

[Questions]

Having a father in the forces, WW2, every morning a shower, shave and a sh!t, before leaving the house. Worst comes to the worst use a toothbrush, obviously not mine!

My brother in law admitted to me he cleaned his knob with my sister in laws toothbrush after an argument.

 

[Albion my Albion]

You shoulda posted a pic on tripadvisor

Would that be a dump pic or a shit pic?

 

[BrightonCottager]

You mean a bum gun like that have all over Asia? They are triple action, they clean your butt, cool you down AND you can use them to clean any skiddies. Awesome things!

Available here. Excellent bits of kit.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Been going on for centuries, apparently.

This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite,
the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

More: https://thetravelbible.com/mysterious-archaeological-finds/

 

[nicko31]

You shoulda posted a pic on tripadvisor

A photo would only be half the story