[Humour] If you have a dump in someone else's toilet.....

[Randy McNob]

interested to know people's toilet habits

 

[Mr Bridger]

Always tried to avoid it when working in peoples houses. If every I was caught short it was an almighty push and flush straight away so the whole package went down to avoid any incriminating evidence.
Do the paperwork after with separate flush.

 

[BN41Albion]

If I have a dump in my own toilet and it leaves marks I scrub and spray, let alone someone else's! (Which I try to avoid for obvious reasons unless I really can't)

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

If it's a messy one than a scrub and spray wherever I am assuming there's a scrubber and a sprayer available.

If there's no scrubber I would probably decide not to do a poo just in case, unless it's the mankiest public toilet going and then who cares.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Where’s the “Proudly show the huge skids in the u-bend to others” option?

 

[Randy McNob]

If I have a dump in my own toilet and it leaves marks I scrub and spray, let alone someone else's! (Which I try to avoid for obvious reasons unless I really can't)

what if you're dating a new bird and you're in the 'holding in your farts' stage ?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

what if you're dating a new bird and you're in the 'holding in your farts' stage ?

If that was the case, the wife would probably use the toilet brush on me!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

It would depend on the nature of the defecation more than anything else…..

 

[Mr Bridger]

You’re in trouble when you lay cable so big it’s laying there like a crocodile and is unflushable, you look round for the bog brush to break its back and there isn’t one.
What does one do, toothbrush?

 

[Guinness Boy]

It would depend on the nature of the defecation more than anything else…..

Defecation! Defecation! Defection! That's what you need. If you wanna be the best, and you wanna beat the rest, ohh ohhhh defection's what you need.......

 

[SeagullinExile]

Take a picture and send it Ratemypoo.com?

 

[Pavilionaire]

This is a shit thread.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I still have terrible flashbacks to the time when I was a teenager and - because I'd never seen one before - came that close to taking a dump in my French host family's bidet

 

[Cheggers]

Where is the option to clasp said poo from the water and smear 'Scum' on the wall in eight foot letters of the bathroom wall?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Where’s the “Proudly show the huge skids in the u-bend to others” option?

Would happen in Germany

 

[Badger]

Skid marks just provide a target for your next piss.

 

[Eeyore]

Must be the international break then.

 

[Van Cleef]

Would happen in Germany

They've probably got a special (really long) word for it too.

 

[Eeyore]

When I used to work in an office and had to go for a number two, I would wait until no-one was in the bathroom before I dropped. Trouble was, if I went in a cubical and someone else was in the next one they would wait for me to drop first. It was a dumping stand off.

In the end I would put my fingers in my ears and release the bombs hoping that I wouldn't hear them land. Somehow it curtailed the embarrassment.

I do wonder if others have done the same thing. I reckon more than I think.

 

[wellquickwoody]

interested to know people's toilet habits

which makes you undeniably weird.