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This thread HAS to be forwarded to the club
Get a shirt signed. Get a picture with them. Tell them that we've all paid to see exciting attacking football so please can we see it. Shake Calderon's hand.
Koosh - "Keep up the shot stopping - try to pass it to one of our players"
Bruno - "Yes, I know your suspension is over, but you're on the bench today"
Calde - "More of the same, please"
Greer - "Yes, I know you're captain, but you're on the bench today, despite having had a good game on Tuesday"
Upson -" Keep it up please. By the way, you're Captain"
Dunk - "You're playing, lad. Keep it tight, and get up there for corners and see if you can put one away"
Ward - "Brilliant game on Tuesday - keep it up"
Andrews - "Play like you did on Tuesday, not like you have for most of the other games you've played"
Stephens & Lingard - "You've got better and better and now obviously fit into the team. Keep it up"
March - "Keep driving forward. Practice using your left foot please, but not in the game just yet"
Lua Lua - "Blimey, you can last 90 minutes. Who knew? Can you do it twice in a week? Go on, just for me."
Ulloa - "Great that you found the net twice on Tuesday. Can you do that again today please?"
All - "RAWWWRRRR"
My boy was the mascot at the December Palace game last season and I got the opportunity to go into the changing rooms with him (much to the wife's annoyance) this is exactly what he did several photos and autographs however there were 2 things that struck me:
1. Although we were not allowed to stay for the team talk how quiet the changing room was no captains speech, no interaction and Gus and Tanno sitting quietly in the corner.
2. How shite and small the changing rooms are Selhurst.
Koosh - "Keep up the shot stopping - try to pass it to one of our players"
Bruno - "Yes, I know your suspension is over, but you're on the bench today"
Calde - "More of the same, please"
Greer - "Yes, I know you're captain, but you're on the bench today, despite having had a good game on Tuesday"
Upson -" Keep it up please. By the way, you're Captain"
Dunk - "You're playing, lad. Keep it tight, and get up there for corners and see if you can put one away"
Ward - "Brilliant game on Tuesday - keep it up"
Andrews - "Play like you did on Tuesday, not like you have for most of the other games you've played"
Stephens & Lingard - "You've got better and better and now obviously fit into the team. Keep it up"
March - "Keep driving forward. Practice using your left foot please, but not in the game just yet"
Lua Lua - "Blimey, you can last 90 minutes. Who knew? Can you do it twice in a week? Go on, just for me."
Ulloa - "Great that you found the net twice on Tuesday. Can you do that again today please?"
All - "RAWWWRRRR"
He will struggle if he can't use his left in the game.
To which Calde replies - "Barrabilak, gaffer. Kapitaina naiz denean Greer ez da jolasten."*
* Basque for 'Bollocks, Señor Garcia. I'm captain when Greer isn't playing..."
What would you say to them?
Oops!
Very Atilaesque![]()