[Albion] If you found out that your wife or girlfriend was having an affair with a Brighton player.

[wellquickwoody]

I would have put money on Calde being mentioned in this thread. It was actually who I had in mind when I created thread.

My Mrs would, and I can see why. Hopefully being the top bloke he is, he would make sure his wife reciprocated!

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

All the matters is that there is an opportunity for you to become ITK and a potential NSC thread GOD

It's only a matter of time before a certain NSC regular posts a "You'll never guess who I saw in my bedroom" thread....

 

[happypig]

Leon Best, because he'd probably not bother

 

[Kellie]

They are WELCOME to [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION] and [MENTION=26954]big hilda[/MENTION]

Actually Tiny Weiner, I made all the first team very welcome.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I would be in the wardrobe commentating.
Preference, probably KLL as he would be able to slam it in from just outside her box at a difficult and tight angle.

 

[mothy]

As long as he got her pregnant & took her off my hands I'd have no problem

 

[gregbrighton]

I would insist I join in in a sandwich.

 

[fat old seagull]

Well, I would in honesty prefer it was a Netball player. In fact they'd be very welcome, as long as I still kept my half of the bed.

 

[SweatyMexican]

My wife got all starry eyed for Paul Clark back in the day.....so anyone but him

Alright, I'll give Leon Knight a ring if that's all okay with you?

As long as I can join in, Calde can come over any time he likes.

 

[happypig]

This one :

 

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I'm just surprised that nobody's mentioned Sammy Morgan
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[The Birdman]

Can they get me free tickets

 

[GT49er]

Errrmmm........for us 60 somethings, would there be any sot of reciprocal arrangement? I mean, would I get to shag a fit wag?

 

[Justice]

If you were to discover that your wife or girlfriend was having an affair with a Brighton footballer

Punch the slag in the face.

 

[Questions]

I'd confront whichever player it was and say, " for christs sake man, I have to..........but you " ?

 

[Surf's Up]

I always thought Ken Beamish was a good looking lad so maybe a menage a trois might be in order

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm not going to name the player but a poster on here has a story on this.

He went up to London for a big job interview. The chap interviewing him mentioned that he too, was from the Brighton area, so our man thought he'd get him on side by talking about the Albion. The bloke didn't warm to this one little bit, and when asked "not into football, then?", revealed that his wife had just left him for an Albion player.

 

[Surf's Up]

I always thought Ken Beamish was a good looking lad so maybe a menage a trois might be in order

Just checked to see if my memory was correct regarding his looks - feast your eyes on this...........

https://thegoldstonewrap.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/beamish.jpg

and you can nearly see right up his shorts too!!!

 

[OSRGull]

I'm not going to name the player but a poster on here has a story on this.

He went up to London for a big job interview. The chap interviewing him mentioned that he too, was from the Brighton area, so our man thought he'd get him on side by talking about the Albion. The bloke didn't warm to this one little bit, and when asked "not into football, then?", revealed that his wife had just left him for an Albion player.

I'm sure I've heard something similar.

 

[dingodan]

Craig Noone.