[Albion] If you found out that your wife or girlfriend was having an affair with a Brighton player.

[gen]

If you were to discover that your wife or girlfriend was having an affair with a Brighton footballer, which player past or present would you prefer it to be?

Are there any players in particular that you would be secretly proud to tell your mates you had been cuckolded by?

After the initial shock of discovering your wife's / girlfriend's infidelity and the identity of her lover, would you consider letting her continue with the affair so long as she was able to provide you with privileged insider information relating to club affairs, transfer rumours etc, thus ensuring that your future NSC postings would have more credibility and substance?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I would gladly let Lawro smother my wife in UHT and clean it up afterwards.

 

[Ernest]

They are WELCOME to [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION] and [MENTION=26954]big hilda[/MENTION]

 

[Bombadier Botty]

My boyfriend can shag any one of them for all I care, as long as he's home for his tea and tiffin at 1400hrs. Oh you said wives or girlfriends! Doh! How very 2015 of me.

 

[Frutos]

Anything Calde wished to do to/with either myself or my significant other would be of no concern whatsoever to me.

 

[Ernest]

anything calde wished to do to/with either myself or my significant other would be of no concern whatsoever to me.

pervert

 

[BensGrandad]

I am sure my wife had a crush on John Templeman so it would have been him.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

slightly o/t i had a "thing" with Andy Ansahs Mrs on a beach in barbados

 

[Goldstone1976]

slightly o/t i had a "thing" with Andy Ansahs Mrs on a beach in barbados

Unbelievable tekkers.

 

[gen]

Anything Calde wished to do to/with either myself or my significant other would be of no concern whatsoever to me.

I would have put money on Calde being mentioned in this thread. It was actually who I had in mind when I created thread.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I always had a soft fancy for an unbalding Gordon Greer, so if i stumbled into my bedroom to find my girlfriend bestraddling that defensive titan as he muttered a series of strange Glaswegian yelps of pleasure i would probably try and not let myself be known, fiddling myself to a conclusion in the corner before slithering repulsively off and allowing them to do the same perhaps 8 hours later. If it was Orlandi, though, i'd leave the room and slide back in disguised as a pillow so that just for a second of their week-long Sting-inspired static hump i could be a useful and comforting part of things for that multi-lingual deity of deftness and legalese.

 

[essbee]

This thread is sexist bollox.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

In a reverse situation a mate of mine was having naughties with an Albion player's missus a few years back

 

[Elvis]

I'd be really pissed off if it was the night before a game. He should be conserving his energy for tomorow I'd tell her.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

My wife got all starry eyed for Paul Clark back in the day.....so anyone but him

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

If it was a forward I'd tell her to "play easy keeper, don't block any shots headed for the corner of the net."

 

[greyseagull]

All the matters is that there is an opportunity for you to become ITK and a potential NSC thread GOD

 

[timbha]

Chris Cattlin is worth a fortune, so either him or Justin Fashanu

 

[The Upper Library]

Anything Calde wished to do to/with either myself or my significant other would be of no concern whatsoever to me.

100% this.

 

[Harry H]

I'd know he was only there because nobody else wanted him and he was very likely to disappoint.
He would also be moving on as soon as anybody else showed interest in him and he wouldn't be missed.No matter how highly he regarded himself.