If you did not wash for 12 weeks what would you smell of ?

[Raleigh Chopper]

I certainly would not smell of petrol.

 

[RupertsFlan]

hot eggs

 

[Everest]

Selhurst.

Oh sorry, you said weeks, not years.

 

[Bladders]

Shit and smeg

 

[Meade's Ball]

A thawed Tesco burger.

 

[The Wookiee]

Rotten cabbage

 

[StonehamPark]

 

[Stat Brother]

You'll ming, but your hair will be on the way to being lovely!

 

[Puppet Master]

I get jock itch on my groin so very very bad crotch fungus. Also dried up old cum and dried hardened klinkers.

 

[Taybha]

Kylie Mingeoge

 

[rdigs24]

A Surrey based Caravan Dweller

 

[severnside gull]

I used to go out with a Chinese girl who said "we" (westerners) akl smekl of mulk but after 12 weeks I suspect it would more likely be cheese.

 

[grubbyhands]

Probably organzola and eau de colon.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Probably something like this guy:

Mick Philpott: Father-of-17 charged over Derby house fire admits he never washed or wore clean clothes | Mail Online

 

[aftershavedave]

amazingly he had a threesome after 12 weeks of non-washing. classy.

 

[John Bumlick]

i've been on a curry binge recently so, yeah, that.

 

[Stat Brother]

Probably something like this guy:

Mick Philpott: Father-of-17 charged over Derby house fire admits he never washed or wore clean clothes | Mail Online

So the only thing he did wash was his hair, of which he has none.

 

[HovaGirl]

Roses.

 

[vegster]

It seems being a smelly git does mean you only get munters for your threesomes.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Petrol most probably.