Billy the Fish
Technocrat
So you can't do a Marty McFly and make your own mother touch you inappropriately!
Also I should have stipulated against contacting people you already know as this would cause too many problems both on a practical and psychological level. First you'd have to explain the presence of your older self, then there is the possibility of encountering your younger self. Your visit would have too much impact on altering your own personal history as such a visit would certainly impact on your own family history. And then there is the psychological effect of having to say goodbye all over again and re-experience feelings of grief and sudden loss. It would be too emotionally upsetting. So I'm afraid I am forbidding such visits for those reasons. Sorry.
I would like to go back to the Garden of Eden and cut Adam's dick off
I must say that I thought this too. As much as I miss my dad, trying to meet up with him again would not be on the agenda if I was given free use of a time machine - seeing him again for a brief while would cause unbearable pain. I'm really surprised at the number of people who'd want to see a dead loved one.
Hmm, seeing as my dead family are barred I would like to visit rural Sussex before the Industrial revolution and learn some real time folklore and tales of Sussex etc.
Although not religious I am interested in Biblical history so to have been in Jerusalem in the week that Jesus was crucified and to lay eyes on him would be fascinating.
Nah, waste of a time warp that one... Really a hunched back, middle eastern bloke nailed on a bit wood, a whole week !! he probably spent the time before the crucifixion in a stinky prison with rats and shite everywhere... feck that, if you really want to have that experience and see what Christ was like and how he died, don't waste a week, just pop to any middle eastern country for a few days now.
I think that week was Passover so a big Festival of 300,000-400,000 people in town, then Jesus threw out the moneylenders and it all kicked off, Pontius Pilate in the shit, triple crucifxion and an almighty ruck, sounds tasty.
And on my return I'd really know if Jesus was the Son of God, or a simple prophet, or maybe just the Nigel Farage of his day.
I think it is safe to say he was not the son of god, more like a freedom fighter with radical ideas for the time, which as usual got distorted and interpreted for various nefarious reasons by people who wrote, re wrote and changed history to suit their own ends. Still fascinating though, I'll give you that, but not a once in a life time trip though...
Each to their own, enjoy the trip, and let me know how it goes.
You're the age you are now.... however, I may have also overlooked to mention you are relieved of any physical ailments you currently have which might compromise mobility as you may not be able to rely on the benefits of a mobility scooter for transportation. Think Captain Flint in the Star Trek episode "The Menagerie" and you'll get the general idea.