If you could spend an evening with an Albion player...

[bright1064]

I would have to pick Nicky Forster, because he seems like one of the more intellectual Albion players. So he could probably hold down a cracking convo!

 

[The Truth]

Shane McFaul (when he was on our books) so he wouldn't have to spend the evening living with rats.

 

[bright1064]

But what would you DO, Bright?

Erm...

Right, unsurprisingly, I'd choose Michel, and here's what we'd do.

I think I'd pick him up from his house and take him on a quick drive around the Sussex countryside admiring each windmill the county has to offer. He would talk me through the various design features of each one. He'd be good at that, being Dutch and that. Then, we'd head back to mine where I'd have a meal for two ready and waiting. Robin van Persie would be our waiter, and the starters would be made using recipes from my book, "The top 10 things to do with Edam." Then, we'd move into the living room (lovingly adorned with tulips, to make Michel feel at home), where I'd whip on a video of his top 100 saves in an albion shirt. He'd sit back modestly, whilst I WHOOPED. Then, I think I'd take him out clubbing. With Michel by my side, for one night only I'd be a PUSSY MAGNET. Come home, cuddle up on the sofa for a bit, and watch repeats of old Gladiators on Challenge. Perfect.

I can't compete with that! I don't have quite the same way with words as you do!

 

[Scotty Mac]

id shit on his chest

 

[bright1064]

id shit on his chest

Have you been drinking Scott?

 

[Sir Sarcy]

It would be Dean Cox for me coz i like being the big spoon!