If you could shag any women on the planet which ONE would you choose?

[Skint Gull]

...you would need to change your nickname to hypothermia, because you would both shag old ladies!

f*** old ladies Gully, f***. The whole joke loses its punchline with shag!

There's always google

A google images search for 'Kalimanatan Wife' comes up with this HOTTIE, is it her by any chance?

Sorry to those mid wank

 

[Durlston]

Lacey Turner.

Responsible for most of my nocturnal emissions.

 

[Bakesy]

The one i live with,

 

[Spun Cuppa]

f*** old ladies Gully, f***. The whole joke loses its punchline with shag!

If ever a joke needed to be renagged, this is deffo the one

 

[poidy]

Lacey Turner.

Responsible for most of my nocturnal emissions.

Really?

 

[Arthur]

The recently available Churchster!

 

[Durlston]

Really?

It's not about who's the sexiest woman, more down to the filth factor and things would get really messy and smelly with her.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Just because she is from a council estate doesn't make her a chav, don't pick out bad pics of her, thats just spiteful.

She is most beautiful being I have ever seen.

Then get out more!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dita Von Teese

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Sheridan Smith


(pissed up after cricket, can't be arsed to post pics)

 

[Stinky Pete]

 

[Paskman]

Don't care if she's in her 40s, so am I.

Saw her in concert in Bexhill last year - she is lurrvvelly!