If you could meet ONE NSC member, who would it be...?

[Lady Whistledown]

On the basis of her voice on the roar a couple of months ago, plus the fact she wears a uniform, it has to be Edna Krabby for me.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Edna, though I fear she'd be far too quick witted, bright and acerbic and I'd end up a quivering speechless wreck on the floor mutely pleading for mercy!!

Come on, admit it. This is precisely what you'd hope would happen, isn't it?

 

[TSB]

I'd ask ManxSeagull exactly the same question.

Curious Orange - Did he buy The Zutons album?

 

[Norman Potting]

You do realise that it is actually him in his avatar?

 

[The Truth]

Read post 53, then read from post 69 to 74. Unbelievable!?

 

[Leighgull]

Since I joined the NSC Maonic lodge I have met all of the "brethren" who secretly control this board with funny handshakes and veiled threats about cutting tongues out and burying them on a beach.

All of you sheeple are as putty in our fingers.

 

[The Truth]

Since I joined the NSC Maonic lodge I have met all of the "brethren" who secretly control this board with funny handshakes and veiled threats about cutting tongues out and burying them on a beach.

All of you sheeple are as putty in our fingers.

I hate these conspiracy theorists on NSC! They believe absolutely every conspiracy they are told (i've met nearly all of them). They hate everyone. They are trying to destroy the universe with their lies. They have a phobia of Lizards! They are the reason democracy is failing god dammit!

 

[BadFish]

Since I joined the NSC Maonic lodge I have met all of the "brethren" who secretly control this board with funny handshakes and veiled threats about cutting tongues out and burying them on a beach.

All of you sheeple are as putty in our fingers.

Baaaahhhhh Locks

 

[The Truth]

Baaaahhhhh Locks

Where's Pasta? I love your banter with Patsafarian earlier on page 4, classic. Good enough for The Office.

 

[BadFish]

Where's Pasta? I love your banter with Patsafarian earlier on page 4, classic. Good enough for The Office.

I thought you were trying to answer all your questions on the conspiracy thread.

 

[The Truth]

I thought you were trying to answer all your questions on the conspiracy thread.

Badfish, you seem to go on about conspiracies more than conspiracy theorists.You've been posting on that conspiracy thread from the minute it began. Just take a look at your last post on it! A lot of effort which I respect, but I really can't be arsed reading all your page high posts about why 'conspiracy theorists' are a danger to the world. Why not do what you do best and just stick to comedy? That mum joke you had going with pasta has potential!

 

[BadFish]

Badfish, you seem to go on about conspiracies more than conspiracy theorists.You've been posting on that conspiracy thread from the minute it began. Just take a look at your last post on it! A lot of effort which I respect, but I really can't be arsed reading all your page high posts about why 'conspiracy theorists' are a danger to the world. Why not do what you do best and just stick to comedy? That mum joke you had going with pasta has potential!

You are a trolling waste of oxygen that has sucked me in to see if you will actually make any posts or points. I have reached my conclusion and I shall stop wasting my time on you.



ta ta

 

[The Truth]

You are a trolling waste of oxygen that has sucked me in to see if you will actually make any posts or points. I have reached my conclusion and I shall stop wasting my time on you.



ta ta

Sorry for calling you a humour tumour, I clearly got that wrong.

 

[pastafarian]

You are a trolling waste of oxygen that has sucked me in to see if you will actually make any posts or points. I have reached my conclusion and I shall stop wasting my time on you.



ta ta

sums the youngster up

well played badfish

 

[pastafarian]

Read post 53, then read from post 69 to 74. Unbelievable!?

i dont get it? does it bother you?

 

[The Truth]

 

[Husty]

*Sigh* The Truth, Badfish and Pastafarian collude to ruin yet another thread.

 

[Leighgull]

Baaaahhhhh Locks

Here we are at Yeovil away. About to kick off with the carrot cruncher lodge. This firm is really ITK.

 

[bhafc1972]

*Sigh* The Truth, Badfish and Pastafarian collude to ruin yet another thread.

They still fighting?

 

[Bladders]

Edna, though I fear she'd be far too quick witted, bright and acerbic and I'd end up a quivering speechless wreck on the floor mutely pleading for mercy!!

I'd put money on you've knocked one out over her haven't you...