If you could make love to...

[Meade's Ball]

Making love, i am told by the gentler-haired, and rutting are two different things. This makes me ponder at greater length who i think i would perhaps look best-paired with, someone whose body didn't quiver with a physical disgust swamped by mine, whose eyes looked down agreeably at the hairs and mounds and dots and patches and scrapes that adorn my lumpen flesh, whose ears aren't filled with cheese-pods when i mutter something dirtily and songfully upon awakening from the dreams of torrid filth that swept my creeping forebrow through the night. And in thinking along those lines, i am best suited to a newsreader with a filthy side whose heard it all before and seen pictures of every royal fluffer in recent years banned from public viewing and maybe even set a fire alarm off deliberately so she/he could touch up a feminist chained in protest to a desk and even did a stand-in couple of months on Crimewatch when one of her colleagues had a face shot off.
Actually, i'm going for Eliza Szonnert.

 

[Easy 10]

Ah HA
meado likes a school uniform then.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I have had probably about 3 sex dreams in my life, none involving children, or made-up alsatians lifting their youthful tutus to reveal a perfect doggy set of plucked ballbag and muff, but one of those who appeared was Lucinda Cowden, Mad Mel from Neighbours. Her buck-toothed lunacy tickled my insides enough to send signals to my junior cockenstuff i suppose. If i had the chance, i'd apologetically and straight-facedly make that dream real even if it's not something i consciously want to do. Sometimes you have to complete the circle, i suppose.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Ah HA
meado likes a school uniform then.

I'd like one worn by Morten Harket.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm not a big Neighbours afficianado sadly. But on Christmas night, I dreamt I was standing on my bed, literally pissing talcolm powder all over it. The dusty dryness was not as unpleasant as you might think.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd like one worn by Morten Harket.

Cheekbones to die for and a high-maintenance barnet for sure.
But I always felt Mags was an unfairly ignored nordic troglodyte from that super scandenavian trio.

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Making love, i am told by the gentler-haired, and rutting are two different things. This makes me ponder at greater length who i think i would perhaps look best-paired with, someone whose body didn't quiver with a physical disgust swamped by mine, whose eyes looked down agreeably at the hairs and mounds and dots and patches and scrapes that adorn my lumpen flesh, whose ears aren't filled with cheese-pods when i mutter something dirtily and songfully upon awakening from the dreams of torrid filth that swept my creeping forebrow through the night. And in thinking along those lines, i am best suited to a newsreader with a filthy side whose heard it all before and seen pictures of every royal fluffer in recent years banned from public viewing and maybe even set a fire alarm off deliberately so she/he could touch up a feminist chained in protest to a desk and even did a stand-in couple of months on Crimewatch when one of her colleagues had a face shot off.
Actually, i'm going for Eliza Szonnert.

That looks like John Boy with a wig on...

 

[NMH]

That looks like John Boy with a wig on...

Fernando Torres, when not in Liverpool kit?

I think it's him.

 

[Woodchip]

Hubba Hubba...

I'm official in heaven... http://www.starsmix.com/n/Neve-Campbell/picture/

 

[NMH]

Given the chance to make love to..... hmm

Imogen Hassall, Natalie Portman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nigella Lawson......

.....Holly Willoughby;

 

[NMH]

Rather!

 

[NMH]

Hubba Hubba...

Nick CAVE ??

 

[NMH]

Neve Campbell smokes, it appears

(and has hairy hands )

 

[Woodchip]

Nick CAVE ??

The initials are right.

Neve Campbell of screen fame. :splurt:
http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/61neve_campbell12_jpg.jpg

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Just taken my kids to see St Trinians (not as good as the original, but not as bad as the critics would have you believe). Head Girl actress was quite eye catching:

Not in Grace Kelly's class of course, but a good new contender.

 

[Buzzer]

Neve Campbell smokes, it appears

(and has hairy hands )

I'm not gay but Nick Cave is the one true God and I would do ANYTHING for him.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I wouldn't mind battering down Doris Day's brown doors and painting them white - specially if she was in her Calamity Jane outfit.

I've got terrible visions of you "whip-cracking" one off...but I do confer, the Tight-Sweater'd Tease has got it coming to her!

 

[Mrs Coach]

Brendan Fraser. Who luckily announced his divorce yesterday.
Sigh..............

 

[bristolseagull]

I'd have a bit of that young bird in eastenders.....